2020-07-22 at 4:46 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I love how we've got like two pages full of posts about counting words.
This is the shit I come back here for, time and again.
2020-07-22 at 4:48 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I moved out when as soon as I turned 18 because my parents sucked in a lot of ways. They were pretty abusive, I went jail twice when I was 17 twice over some bullshit, it was just for a night but still they luckily paid 3k both times for an attorney to get me out of it so I didn't have to do any time / probation and could actually graduate highschool ect..
But yeah I was always a pedophile and shit because my gf was 2 years younger than me, so I yeah my dad got frothy one day and told me if I didn't like it to leave. So I packed up everything I could in my car and moved in with my gf and her mom and everything was so much better. Their bitchasses showed up crying and screaming for me to come back screaming that my gf and her mom are cunts and I shouldn't be fucking her. And then they started sending the sheriff over to "check on me" even though I was 18 at that point, fuck that shit.
I moved back for a few days when I was 19 when I lost my apartment and I really didn't stay there because they were punishing me by making me sleep on an air matress outside with the dog and I had to get up at 5 in the morning after being bit by mesquitos and my dad would just drop me off at the bus stop (he stole my car when I initially moved out) and would pick me up when he got off work.
Funny thing though one morning he was like you're gonna do hard days work and took me to a day labor place and when he saw full of nothing niggers and beaners out there (he's very out of touch) he was like son.. you don't have to do this, I'll take you back to the bus stop and pick you up when I get off work. I told him nah I'm cool and went and worked all day and walked home afterwards but I smelled like cigs and my mom was tripping about me smelling like cigs and wanted to search my backpack but I had weed in there and I knew they would call the cops again.. so I just fuck you and went back to my apartment because I still had a week there or something.
Never again. Fuck that shit.
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2020-07-22 at 4:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
It would count spaces. Newlines might necessitate some additional code if one cares about distinguishing paragraphs.
Of course, if someone types in some weird way like two space bars between each word, it would be inaccurate.
But assuming that people tend to type normally, I think it'd be pretty accurate.
oh I didn't read it properly, I R DUMB.
I mean not as dumb as larry LOL
But dumb compared 2 u :(
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2020-07-22 at 4:59 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
subbed becausebit seems decent
2020-07-22 at 5:10 AM UTC
Lolz at another member of the but muh IQ totse/zoklet/autism alumni
2020-07-22 at 5:10 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Lol larry legend and rabbit weed are both retards
2020-07-22 at 5:14 AM UTC
Yeah bro you're just too sharp for Lawry
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2020-07-22 at 5:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I had an ipa earlier with some meat loaf and a glass of milk with two benadryls. Im trying to get my sleep schedule back on track. Pretty much didn't sleep or eat the last two days, You?
Just railing lines of hemlock over here. Normal Tuesday night.
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