2020-07-21 at 9:17 AM UTC
Hey its cheaper you dont have to work and you can stay high
2020-07-21 at 9:20 AM UTC
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2020-07-21 at 10:31 AM UTC
grylls and mexicanmasterace do 😂
2020-07-21 at 1:22 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
not possible. both dead for years now. why you getting so personal? hmmm you must have one living one
2020-07-21 at 1:28 PM UTC
Got kicked out when I was 15. Now I'm in my 30's and I've got a piss easy job, a beer belly, a hot wife and a massive TV. No ragrets.
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2020-07-21 at 4:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by street_carp
Got kicked out when I was 15. Now I'm in my 30's and I've got a piss easy job, a beer belly, a hot wife and a massive TV. No ragrets.
if you have a beer belly and remains married, i guarantee you your wife is fucking someone who doesnt have a beer belly behind your back.
guaran, fucking, teed.
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2020-07-21 at 4:23 PM UTC
Dregs
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[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i'm gonna have Lanny's baby...just don't tell everyone its a mutant serial killer just yet.
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2020-07-21 at 5:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
then she would want men with more pronounced beer belly.
Carp's beer belly is the most pronounced beer belly there is.
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2020-07-21 at 5:12 PM UTC
i live with your mom, Robert.
2020-07-21 at 5:39 PM UTC
My parents have always hated each other so I spent 15 years living with one or the other.
My mom has historically been the more stable normal one. She has had the same job for like 10 years now and she quit drinking and hard drugs and only smokes weed now.
My dad just stopped doing cocaine a few years ago and likes to party with hookers and sketchy people. He's a real social butterfly and always brings girls home from the liquor store.
The last time I lived with my dad he was trying to be sober and I tried meth for the first time at da crack shack and it was a very bad scene. We usually get along but I was just really fucked up on drugs and going through some shit.
Then I went to try and fix my life and live with my mom but I got even more fucked up living with her and doing lots of meth.
I think my problem is I can't get a date living with my parents. It sucks being in your 20s and you can't even bring a girl home because your parents are there so I get depressed and start doing drugs.
I wanted hts to ditch her parents and run away with me in Alberta. I had the money to do it all but she didn't trust some random dude from the internet she never met and thought I would murder her. I just wanted to cuddle and be sweet to her and that's how I ended up in my current life.
We were both living with parents. Lonely and doing lots of drugs and alcohol. I think we have the same problem where we can only be normal in a relationship but can't get laid when we live with parents.
I can't ever live with my parents again because I'm almost thirty and i don't want to put them through my issues again
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