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  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    If you anonymously send your girl some flowers to her workplace and she doesn’t bring them back home it means she cheating

    Also

    If you take your girls phone and text her best friend saying “I’m pregnant”, and you get a reply saying “by who?” it means she cheating
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  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LPT: Never tell a chick your real name, because if she ever gets pregnant, you can just move to Bulgaria and she'll never find you.
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    What the hell has Bulgaria got to do this this
  4. #4
    G African Astronaut
    More like insecure lame tips.
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. or it means your a dribbling faggot and dont know anything about women. chicks dont care about having flowers. they care about showing them off to their whore friends to make them jealous.

    and, decaying carcasses that cant be found cant take the witness stand

    alli gators make great disposal devices
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. or it means your a dribbling faggot and dont know anything about women. chicks dont care about having flowers. they care about showing them off to their whore friends to make them jealous.

    and, decaying carcasses that cant be found cant take the witness stand

    Are you 12 years old?
  7. #7
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Are you 12 years old?

    If so, are you interested?
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  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun If so, are you interested?

    Interested in what?
  9. #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun If so, are you interested?

    I ASKEDEDEDED YOU A FUCKEN QWESTION
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]


    looks like fun to me
  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Guys?
  12. #12
    cigreting Dark Matter
    These are actually pretty legitimate tings 2 check 4
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ye more pro tips cumming soon
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    fuck niggers folks!
  15. #15
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............... splay your ass cheeks, you dirty whore, theres a pro tip coming

    Give me your tip babe
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    more pro tips faget
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Grylls If you anonymously send your girl some flowers to her workplace and she doesn’t bring them back home it means she cheating

    Back in Jolly old England my g/f of the time (and her stupid friend) sent me an anonymous valentines day card and flowers and signed it "you know who" as a joke (but as your comment probably trying to entrap me). I took it home and showed it to her and she said "So who do you think it was from?"

    I said "probably Vicky"..who was the girl I dated before her and who she hated as she always thought I only went out with her on the rebound (which was the case really but I never confirmed that).

    She went absolutely apeshit "Why would you think it's from that slag!!!" etc, a few plates were broken that day...almost as bad as the time I called her "vicky" during an argument.
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  18. #18
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Dumbass.

    lol

    Did you call her "Vicky" when you were boning her too?
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in Jolly old England my g/f of the time (and her stupid friend) sent me an anonymous valentines day card and flowers and signed it "you know who" as a joke (but as your comment probably trying to entrap me). I took it home and showed it to her and she said "So who do you think it was from?"

    I said "probably Vicky"..who was the girl I dated before her and who she hated as she always thought I only went out with her on the rebound (which was the case really but I never confirmed that).

    She went absolutely apeshit "Why would you think it's from that slag!!!" etc, a few plates were broken that day…almost as bad as the time I called her "vicky" during an argument.

    what a fuckin cunt
    any bitch that breaks shit when theyre mad is complete trash
  20. #20
    Originally posted by cigreting what a fuckin cunt
    any bitch that breaks shit when theyre mad is complete trash

    But what if it gets frustration out. Maybe she just plain enjoys destroying things and shes trying to go to her happy place. Like when the focker guy says Gooooose favva goooose favva
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