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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 5 microns
    70-90 nanometers

    The length and circumference of his penis^
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE The length and circumference of his penis^

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Good job retard
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Good job retard

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ORACLE Good job retard
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ORACLE Good job retard
  8. You've both been reeeeported to the forum pork!
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ORACLE Good job retard
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You've both been reeeeported to the forum pork!

    Reported for reporting.
  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  14. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    See this is why conservatism is fucking retarded. I want to restore an absolute monarchy, I don't want to pretend the coronavirus isn't real. You feel me?
  15. Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by rabbitweed See this is why conservatism is fucking retarded. I want to restore an absolute monarchy, I don't want to pretend the coronavirus isn't real. You feel me?

    Democracy sucks, but with a monarchy each generation is a lottery. You can get a Frederick the Great one generation, and a Wilhelm II the next.
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Greek Style Democracy sucks, but with a monarchy each generation is a lottery. You can get a Frederick the Great one generation, and a Wilhelm II the next.

    Democracy was a failed experiment of ancient Greece. That is why our founders chose to be a republic ruled by law with democratically elected representation.
  17. Originally posted by Greek Style Democracy sucks, but with a monarchy each generation is a lottery. You can get a Frederick the Great one generation, and a Wilhelm II the next.

    Not all monarchies are hereditary. See: The Roman Empire.
  18. Originally posted by rabbitweed See this is why conservatism is fucking retarded. I want to restore an absolute monarchy, I don't want to pretend the coronavirus isn't real. You feel me?



    there can be nothing more beta-ed than a bunch of new zeelandicks craving for the yokes of their dickless king her majesty.

    its no wonder new zeeldicks are incapable of producing anything but cows and cow derivatives.
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    - *February 7 - <10 cases*: “He (Xi) will be successful, especially as the weather starts to warm & the virus hopefully becomes weaker, and then gone.”

    - *February 10 - <10 cases*: “a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April.”

    - *February 25 - 15 cases*: "So I think that’s a problem that’s going to go away.”

    - *February 26 - 15 cases*: “You have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero."

    - *February 27 - 60 cases*: "It's going to disappear...One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear.”

    - *March 6 - 319 cases*: Trump again stated the virus would "go away."

    - *March 10 - 994 cases*: “We’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away,”

    - *March 12 - 1,631 cases*: “It’s going away. We want it to go away with very, very few deaths.”

    - *March 30 - 168,680 cases*: “It will go away. You know it — you know it is going away, and it will go away.”

    - *March 31 - 193,954 cases*: "It’s going to go away, hopefully at the end of the month. And, if not, hopefully it will be soon after that.”

    - *April 3 - 284,504 cases*: "It is going to go away. It is going away.…I said it’s going away, and it is going away.”

    - *April 7 - 410,788 cases*: "It will go away” “the cases really didn’t build up for a while.” “I think what happens is it’s going to go away. This is going to go away”.

    - *April 29 - 1,068,111 cases*: "It’s gonna go. It’s gonna leave. It’s gonna be gone. It’s going to be eradicated and – uh – it might take longer. It might be in smaller sections. It won’t be what we had”

    - *May 8 - 1,326,579 cases*: “It’s going to go away. And we’re not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time.”

    - *May 15 - 1,517,723 cases*: “It’ll go away at some point, It’ll go away. It may flare up and it may not flare up."

    - *June 16 - 2,211,406 cases*: “I always say, even without it [a vaccine], it goes away.”

    - *June 17 - 2,237,660 cases*: Coronavirus would “fade away”.

    - *June 23 - 2,246,338 cases*: “We did so well before the plague and we’re doing so well after the plague. It’s going away.”

    - *July 1 - 2,778,452 cases*: "We're headed back in a very strong fashion. ... And I think we're going to be very good with the coronavirus. I think that at some point that's going to sort of just disappear. I hope."

    - *July 19 - 3,836,674 cases*: "I will be right eventually. You know, I said, 'It's going to disappear.' I'll say it again. ... It's going to disappear, and I'll be right,"
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