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  1. #21
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Lots of people in here today hate self improvement. Ask yourselves what Vince from fit would say if he saw you whining instead of getting shredded? That belly fat isn't gonna go anywhere with you sitting on your ass all day

    Pretty much this, Franky. I'm gonna start getting rid of my skinnyfat beer gut right now *does situps*
  2. #22
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........ and in your case, cause of death being listed on your death certificate as 'asphyxiation due to excessive nigger semen inhalation'

    these days itll just say covid-19.
  3. #23
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    hey fagluigi
  4. #24
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Kill yourself
  5. #25
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    What a loser
  6. #26
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Literally negative utility to society
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by A College Professor I'm considering a nose ring ( not through the side of the nose like a chick would get ) and a leather cowpoke hat and maybe a leather vest too. And probaly a serape scarf like clit eastwood wooda wore

  8. #28
    Oh damn did Vince from fit also say you were skinnyfat? I've been following his personal training guidelines tailored to my body type and I think it's better than anything else out there. He really knows the secrets and gets right to the point, cut the BS and cut the fat.



    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........ and in your case, cause of death being listed on your death certificate as 'asphyxiation due to excessive nigger semen inhalation'

    Yeah he isn't gonna fare well sitting on his ass drinking four loko all day. I think he needs to do some lung exercises like some of the stuff Vince from fit talks about. If you want to roll with the big boys you're gonna need big boy lungs and according to Vince from fit a lot of the info out there just isn't cutting it and he hears many of the same complaints from people.

    Originally posted by ORACLE Literally negative utility to society

    Vince from fit says we are all important and should take care of our bodies. Are you saying he's wrong? maybe you just don't value your own health and how can you value others if you don't value yourself.
  9. #29
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Oh damn did Vince from fit also say you were skinnyfat? I've been following his personal training guidelines tailored to my body type and I think it's better than anything else out there. He really knows the secrets and gets right to the point, cut the BS and cut the fat.





    Yeah he isn't gonna fare well sitting on his ass drinking four loko all day. I think he needs to do some lung exercises like some of the stuff Vince from fit talks about. If you want to roll with the big boys you're gonna need big boy lungs and according to Vince from fit a lot of the info out there just isn't cutting it and he hears many of the same complaints from people.



    Vince from fit says we are all important and should take care of our bodies. Are you saying he's wrong? maybe you just don't value your own health and how can you value others if you don't value yourself.

    Didn't nonce
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Octavian Didn't nonce

    how is a 16 year old a nonce if they fuck another 16 year old explain that one, ill wait
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by ORACLE
    Originally posted by ORACLE
    Originally posted by ORACLE
    The utter state of this dominated assclown. xD xD xD



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    Originally posted by frala Luigi has that good hair and could definitely pull off a septum piercing and a cowpoke hat/vest.

    I say go for it and then do your stache like this…

    Bet
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  12. #32
    He clearly can't handle his four loko gold. I don't want to imagine what would happen if he tried the platinum *shuders*
  13. #33
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    A Real Babbadock!
  14. #34
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Pussy coward faggots
  15. #35
    Octavian motherfucker
    This fred give me good idea.

    My local gym is opening next week. Think we should become a shrine to physical perfection.
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  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood cutting yourself is sexy

    I remember ive found cuts on a couple of my gfs arms and i actually started getting very turned on
  17. #37
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I remember ive found cuts on a couple of my gfs arms and i actually started getting very turned on

    So only women who hate themselves and their body get with you?
  18. #38
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I remember ive found cuts on a couple of my gfs arms and i actually started getting very turned on

    It's because your penis isn't big enough to satisfy their main gash
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