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  1. #1
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I'm considering a nose ring ( not through the side of the nose like a chick would get ) and a leather cowpoke hat and maybe a leather vest too. And probaly a serape scarf like clit eastwood wooda wore

    i dunno i think it would probably pull some serious ass
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    Hit up Vince from fit he is a great personal trainer and will change your life 🙏❤️ 💪
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....... get a set of tits.

    that will earn you a premium when youre selling your ass on the street corner. itll give the niggers something to grab other than your ears when they have you bent over.

    I always remember that about you're mother 👍
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by A College Professor I'm considering a nose ring ( not through the side of the nose like a chick would get ) and a leather cowpoke hat and maybe a leather vest too. And probaly a serape scarf like clit eastwood wooda wore

    i dunno i think it would probably pull some serious ass

    No...just...no.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Octavian No…just…no.

    What do you recommend then Franky?
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Not a fucking nose ring.

    That is the most victimhood announced accessory for a guy.
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Octavian Not a fucking nose ring.

    That is the most victimhood announced accessory for a guy.

    Well what if it says alot about you though? I never got a piercing before but I bet getting a hole punched through your flesh could be painful , maybe it could say that you have a good tolerance for pain. Besides that it could simply be decorative/artistic like a pookahshell necklace or a nice pair of shoes. I dunno Franky we might have to disagree on this one
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    If you want to be cool get your cock pierced. It's a thing.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by A College Professor Well what if it says alot about you though? I never got a piercing before but I bet getting a hole punched through your flesh could be painful , maybe it could say that you have a good tolerance for pain. Besides that it could simply be decorative/artistic like a pookahshell necklace or a nice pair of shoes. I dunno Franky we might have to disagree on this one

    You want pain then cut yourself but nose ring is gay as fuck and will not get you pussy. I really respect you as a poster so don't think I don't have your best interests at heart.
  10. #10
    cutting yourself is sexy
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Fucking state of them razor blades
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Luigi has that good hair and could definitely pull off a septum piercing and a cowpoke hat/vest.

    I say go for it and then do your stache like this...

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  13. #13
    braided pubes are in season
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    Gay
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    I'm thinking about remodeling your pussy
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    Faggot mother fucker
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    Luigi is a weak gay njgga
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    Won't accomplish anything
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    ORACLE African Astronaut
    Will die alone, unremembered and unfunny
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    Lots of people in here today hate self improvement. Ask yourselves what Vince from fit would say if he saw you whining instead of getting shredded? That belly fat isn't gonna go anywhere with you sitting on your ass all day
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