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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun You didn't refute the part that you are a drunk

    And?

    I like to think I'm not so much a "drunk" anymore as I usually just drink twice a week but it's no tale out of the schoolyard that I've been an alcoholic most of my adult life. That's kind of why I'm saying what I'm saying here. Or would you prefer all of us drunks to just keep being drunk and retarded with complete free will to get in our vehicles every time?
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ They really should just make it mandatory for vehicles to have one of those dealies that wont let your car start unless you blow below the limit.

    Most really drunk people and especially blackout drunk people dont actually mean any harm and they arent choosing to drive because 'hehehe I'm so fucked up right now I just wanna put others lives at extra risk.' They are impaired and that means their judgement on thinking they're impaired is also impaired.

    You'd imagine that even when hammered people still have the wherewithal to know they could kill themselves in a drunk driving incident too. I mean, that's the reason i don't drive around drunk.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie You'd imagine that even when hammered people still have the wherewithal to know they could kill themselves in a drunk driving incident too. I mean, that's the reason i don't drive around drunk.

    Youd like to think so, but I think theres enough evidence to the contrary at this point.
  4. #24
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Youd like to think so, but I think theres enough evidence to the contrary at this point.

    Also it's a different cost/benefit analysis if you're an alcoholic, not you specifically but in general. Maybe you have to drive to get to your job, maybe you're only a functional human being when you're drunk. Gotta drive to the likka store. That sucks. Especially in America, where everything is huge and far apart.

    Like having to drive for 8 hours straight to go see your mom or your friends isn't within the realm of my day to day experience if i drive for 8 hours straight i'll be close to Spain or halfway through Germany.
  5. #25
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by mmQ Youd like to think so, but I think theres enough evidence to the contrary at this point.

    I've woke up so many times not knowing what just happened I think Imma stick this one out.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Also it's a different cost/benefit analysis if you're an alcoholic, not you specifically but in general. Maybe you have to drive to get to your job, maybe you're only a functional human being when you're drunk. Gotta drive to the likka store. That sucks. Especially in America, where everything is huge and far apart.

    Like having to drive for 8 hours straight to go see your mom or your friends isn't within the realm of my day to day experience if i drive for 8 hours straight i'll be close to Spain or halfway through Germany.

    I mean I certainly haven't thought it all through lol, I just threw it out there. Of course there are plenty of variables and things worthy of discussion regarding the idea behind mandatory breathalyzer ignitions.

    I guess I was just thinking, on paper at least, that it would somehow help save a lot of lives and a lot of people from making stupid choices that they may not even think are stupid at the time (as stupid as that sounds) simply due to the concept of inebriation and impaired judgement in the first place.
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I've woke up so many times not knowing what just happened I think Imma stick this one out.

    Stick what out?
  8. #28
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy And because you're a drunk I am suppose to pay more to have a a breathalyzer in my damn car?

    No THIS is why you should have a breatalyzer in your car:



    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I remember going out driving drunk lots.
    Probably why I have those DUIs on my record.
    I never liked bars much but I'd be shit faced at home and all the sudden Id feel like running to the gas station to pick up a 9volt battery or something and Id wake up in jail wearing a turtle suit.

    Because you like to drive around self-proclaimed drunk.
  9. #29
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Technologist DUI-Driving Under the Influence
    DWI-Driving While Intoxicated
    OVI-Operating a Vehicle Intoxicated

    Different people say it differs ways.

    First two are the same thing lol, well, meaning.
  10. #30
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian First two are the same thing lol, well, meaning.

    I think he Grylly was asking what they all stood for.
  11. #31
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats When he started to pull up to that cop I had to pause it and smoke a cig while taking a dump.

    cigreting is always gud
  12. #32
    smoking a cig while loading up the toilet is always nice but be careful not to overdo it now
  13. #33
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Octavian First two are the same thing lol, well, meaning.

    Don't forget about OWI and OUI.

    Minnesota has Operating While Intoxicated.
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