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How to slide through DWI checkpoints.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    in North Carolina at least.



    This video gave me much anxiety just watching it in the safety of my living room.
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When he started to pull up to that cop I had to pause it and smoke a cig while taking a dump.
  3. #3
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I thought it was DUI, not DWI or DIY

    do they abbreviate it differently in certain states?

    or are they different things?
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    In Ohio it is OVI (operating under the influence).
  5. #5
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls I thought it was DUI, not DWI or DIY

    do they abbreviate it differently in certain states?

    or are they different things?

    DUI-Driving Under the Influence
    DWI-Driving While Intoxicated
    OVI-Operating a Vehicle Intoxicated

    Different people say it differs ways.
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.. the easiest way to get through a DUI checkpoint is not be drunk.

    idiots.

    Idk. His way seemed pretty easy albeit slightly akward.
  7. #7
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist DUI-Driving Under the Influence
    DWI-Driving While Intoxicated
    OVI-Operating a Vehicle Intoxicated

    Different people say it differs ways.

    Wat about a DIY checkpoint
  8. #8
    Technologist motherfucker
    Do It Yourself checkpoint?
  9. #9
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    yeh

    this thread is in DIY for some reason
  10. #10
    Technologist motherfucker
    Guess itโ€™s a do it yourself way to avoid a DUI checkpoint.
  11. #11
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.. its the same thing you do on a street corner except in that case you pay yourself to fuck yourself instead of someone else giving you money to loan them your orifices.

    now stfu and go to a do it yourself checkpoint

    How many accounts do you have you sad fuck
  12. #12
    Technologist motherfucker
    Keep posting away Finney. Seems Lanny is keeping up with you this time. Itโ€™s hilarious to watch you blast your fat mouth, only to see it quoted later๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  13. #13
    Solstice African Astronaut
    I have to get drunk before every time I drive, I am too nervous otherwise
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  14. #14
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I was on my forklift at work pretty much a lot of the day today and I got in my car and was rolling up to a red light and i hit my brake like it was the one on my forklift and I am just glad I had my seat belt on.
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Solstice I have to get drunk before every time I drive, I am too nervous otherwise

    Lol
  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Solstice I have to get drunk before every time I drive, I am too nervous otherwise

    I remember going out driving drunk lots.
    Probably why I have those DUIs on my record.
    I never liked bars much but I'd be shit faced at home and all the sudden Id feel like running to the gas station to pick up a 9volt battery or something and Id wake up in jail wearing a turtle suit.
  17. #17
    mmQ victim of incest
    They really should just make it mandatory for vehicles to have one of those dealies that wont let your car start unless you blow below the limit.

    Most really drunk people and especially blackout drunk people dont actually mean any harm and they arent choosing to drive because 'hehehe I'm so fucked up right now I just wanna put others lives at extra risk.' They are impaired and that means their judgement on thinking they're impaired is also impaired.

    So a little preventative measure like the breathalyzer ignition thing would be a good thing and help a lot of well intentioned, otherwise harmless folks from driving drunk. Is there really a good argument against that other than 'it infringes on my rights to not have to quickly blow into a tube every time I get in my car?'
  18. #18
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by mmQ They really should just make it mandatory for vehicles to have one of those dealies that wont let your car start unless you blow below the limit.

    Most really drunk people and especially blackout drunk people dont actually mean any harm and they arent choosing to drive because 'hehehe I'm so fucked up right now I just wanna put others lives at extra risk.' They are impaired and that means their judgement on thinking they're impaired is also impaired.

    So a little preventative measure like the breathalyzer ignition thing would be a good thing and help a lot of well intentioned, otherwise harmless folks from driving drunk. Is there really a good argument against that other than 'it infringes on my rights to not have to quickly blow into a tube every time I get in my car?'

    And because you're a drunk I am suppose to pay more to have a a breathalyzer in my damn car?
  19. #19
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy And because you're a drunk I am suppose to pay more to have a a breathalyzer in my damn car?

    Do you pay more to have seatbelts in your car because other people are retarded drivers? They could just slowly integrate into vehicles like they did with, say, power locks and windows.
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  20. #20
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you pay more to have seatbelts in your car because other people are retarded drivers? They could just slowly integrate into vehicles like they did with, say, power locks and windows.

    You didn't refute the part that you are a drunk
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