Easiest way to kill yourself besides an overdose

1. 2020-07-13 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #61
   Greek Style Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Sophie Helium is the one i'd recommend out of the three. CO2 poisoning will make you feel very uncomfortable before you die, as will leaning into a noose you psycho.

   
   The disposable BBQs refers to the charcoal method - it usually kills with carbon monoxide from what I have heard, although carbon monoxide will make you nauseous, and the carbon dioxide will make you feel like you are suffocating. Combined with pills and booze it could work.
2. 2020-07-13 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Greek Style The disposable BBQs refers to the charcoal method - it usually kills with carbon monoxide from what I have heard, although carbon monoxide will make you nauseous, and the carbon dioxide will make you feel like you are suffocating. Combined with pills and booze it could work.

   
   Nausea and choking are both uncomfortable in my book. So it doesn't really matter how many O's your carbon has, it's going to suck. Inert gas, or a bullet to the head.
3. 2020-07-13 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Shotgun to head

   
   Still this.
4. 2020-07-13 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #64
   Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
   This strikes me as thoughtful. He did it in the shower.
   
   
5. 2020-07-13 at 12:39 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Greek Style This strikes me as thoughtful. He did it in the shower.
   
   

   
   It's kind of amazing that eating the business end of a shotgun gets your brain clean out.
6. 2020-07-13 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #66
   Greek Style Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Sophie It's kind of amazing that eating the business end of a shotgun gets your brain clean out.

   
   Better than meditation.
7. 2020-07-13 at 2:15 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Sophie It's kind of amazing that eating the business end of a shotgun gets your brain clean out.

   
   You have a very dirty brain.
8. 2020-07-13 at 2:19 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have a very dirty brain.

   
   This is true. But i prefer it in my skull thank you very much.
9. 2020-07-13 at 2:21 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Sophie This is true. But i prefer it in my skull thank you very much.

   
   I bet there are parents out there who would like to see it as a wall decoration.
10. 2020-07-13 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet there are parents out there who would like to see it as a wall decoration.

    
    People would like a lot of things but they generally don't have the balls or the smarts to go get it. Not that i'm banking on that either, i don't need to.
11. 2020-07-13 at 2:59 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Greek Style Did you ever look at a distant shoreline and think "I wonder if I could make it swimming there"?

    
    And then they wear heavy clothing and sneakers and load up their pockets with coins.