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Easiest way to kill yourself besides an overdose

  1. #41
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Jumping infront of a train

    but don't do it please
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  2. #42
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    If your going to kill yourself just go do it and quit belly aching about it.
    Commit to it or move along.
    Im not gonna stand here and hold your fucking hand.
    Make up your mind and quit wasting my time.
    Make sure to video it.
    Imma jerk off to your dying breaths.
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  3. #43
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy If your going to kill yourself just go do it and quit belly aching about it.
    Commit to it or move along.
    Im not gonna stand here and hold your fucking hand.
    Make up your mind and quit wasting my time.
    Make sure to video it.
    Imma jerk off to your dying breaths.

    Harsh.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Grylls Jumping infront of a train

    but don't do it please

    what a pussy you cant even kill yourself you want a train to do it for you.
  5. #45
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what a pussy you cant even kill yourself you want a train to do it for you.

    That doesn't make any sense



    Tell me a way of killing yourself without a material object doing it
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Grylls That doesn't make any sense



    Tell me a way of killing yourself without a material object doing it

    sepuku
  7. #47
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sepuku

    That requires a material object
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Grylls That requires a material object

    which your in control.
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls That doesn't make any sense



    Tell me a way of killing yourself without a material object doing it

    Life. Old age.
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  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy If your going to kill yourself just go do it and quit belly aching about it.
    Commit to it or move along.
    Im not gonna stand here and hold your fucking hand.
    Make up your mind and quit wasting my time.
    Make sure to video it.
    Imma jerk off to your dying breaths.

    Same with taking a piss test. Just take it or fuck off.
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  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Same with taking a piss test. Just take it or fuck off.

    I wouldn't. I'd just get someone who has clean piss and submit that for testing.
  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I wouldn't. I'd just get someone who has clean piss and submit that for testing.

    I already submitted that answer. It's the obvious one.
  13. #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I already submitted that answer. It's the obvious one.

    What's funny is when you get your friend's piss test results back and they inform you you're pregnant.
  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What's funny is when you get your friend's piss test results back and they inform you you're pregnant.

    With puppies even.
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  15. #55
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Get a convertible (car) and a long rope.

    Tie one end around your neck and the other end to a tree.

    Get in the convertible and speed away.
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  16. #56
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I always liked you dude, dont do it. I am horribly miserable all the time but I dont want to die, thats so dumb and final. There are a billiom avenues to take in life and just quitting is selfish and weak. Believe me, I want to die everyday but would never do it by my own hand

    Which is why Im painting myself in blackface, buying a pellet gun and doin the ol suicide by cop
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  17. #57
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo I always liked you dude, dont do it. I am horribly miserable all the time but I dont want to die, thats so dumb and final. There are a billiom avenues to take in life and just quitting is selfish and weak. Believe me, I want to die everyday but would never do it by my own hand

    Which is why Im painting myself in blackface, buying a pellet gun and doin the ol suicide by cop

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  18. #58
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo I always liked you dude, dont do it. I am horribly miserable all the time but I dont want to die, thats so dumb and final. There are a billiom avenues to take in life and just quitting is selfish and weak. Believe me, I want to die everyday but would never do it by my own hand

    Which is why Im painting myself in blackface, buying a pellet gun and doin the ol suicide by cop

    You mean your millions don't make you happy?
  19. #59
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Did you ever look at a distant shoreline and think "I wonder if I could make it swimming there"?
  20. #60
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by filtration Some disposable BBQs in a room or a mask and helium. Or a dressing gown cord so and get on your knees, lean forward and you'll go unconscious and die.

    Helium is the one i'd recommend out of the three. CO2 poisoning will make you feel very uncomfortable before you die, as will leaning into a noose you psycho.
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