2020-07-11 at 1:31 AM UTC
Never thought I would be making this thread but i just talked to Shell and she was frankly beside herself. She said fona jacked his car up on some bricks and wood blocks to rotate the tires and something slipped or gave out and it pinned him down. He couldn't have been pinned under there for long because she came out to check on him not longer after he started the project, but by the time they got him he was unresponsive and he succumbed to the injuries..
We will miss you (beeree) buddy, this buds for you
2020-07-11 at 1:34 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
immediately dismissed it as a troll but goddamn that sounds exactly like how he might go out
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2020-07-11 at 1:38 AM UTC
So what you're saying is, Shell is single?
straightens tie
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2020-07-11 at 12:31 PM UTC
Who will take over his plastic empire?
2020-07-11 at 3:05 PM UTC
Fona never answers his phone.
2020-07-11 at 6:31 PM UTC
Anyone got shells phone number I want to phone sex her
2020-07-11 at 10:40 PM UTC
me and her are currently fone boning right now but sheeel weeel beeeeee freeeeee in bout 5mins ill let you know. also if anyones interested sheeeeeeeel is interested in getthing double foneboned later after she has a mountain dew and some bronsons
2020-07-11 at 10:59 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Poor old Fonaplats. We'll miss the poor kid.
2020-07-11 at 11:04 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The fastest and most painless way would have been if the car was jacked up and his head just happened to directly under a bare wheel rim and it came down and squashed his whole head and shoulders. His legs would have splayed out dramatically for a few seconds and then slowly drifted earthward, like a gentle rain.
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2020-07-12 at 2:53 AM UTC
AngryIVer
African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
He never posted to debunk this.
Would be a fitting way for him to go. I hope it's true and he suffered for his stupidity.