DAMN, Fona has deceased..

1. 2020-07-11 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Never thought I would be making this thread but i just talked to Shell and she was frankly beside herself. She said fona jacked his car up on some bricks and wood blocks to rotate the tires and something slipped or gave out and it pinned him down. He couldn't have been pinned under there for long because she came out to check on him not longer after he started the project, but by the time they got him he was unresponsive and he succumbed to the injuries..
   
   We will miss you (beeree) buddy, this buds for you
2. 2020-07-11 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   immediately dismissed it as a troll but goddamn that sounds exactly like how he might go out
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   • Octavian
3. 2020-07-11 at 1:38 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   So what you're saying is, Shell is single?
   
   straightens tie
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   • Technologist, 
   • blaster master
4. 2020-07-11 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Rest in Piss
5. 2020-07-11 at 12:31 PM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut
   Who will take over his plastic empire?
6. 2020-07-11 at 1:17 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by rabbitweed So what you're saying is, Shell is single?
   
   straightens tie

   
   Damn you beat me to it
7. 2020-07-11 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston
   Fona never answers his phone.
8. 2020-07-11 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Misterigh Fona never answers his phone.

   
   You have to subscribe to his premium snapchat
9. 2020-07-11 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You have to subscribe to his premium snapchat

   
   I'd rather just turn on my autodialer.
10. 2020-07-11 at 6:31 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Anyone got shells phone number I want to phone sex her
11. 2020-07-11 at 10:40 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    me and her are currently fone boning right now but sheeel weeel beeeeee freeeeee in bout 5mins ill let you know. also if anyones interested sheeeeeeeel is interested in getthing double foneboned later after she has a mountain dew and some bronsons
12. 2020-07-11 at 10:57 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Shut the fuck up cuck.
13. 2020-07-11 at 10:57 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    cry harder faggot
14. 2020-07-11 at 10:59 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Poor old Fonaplats. We'll miss the poor kid.
15. 2020-07-11 at 10:59 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up cuck.

    
    someones jelly they didn't get a taste of shell grabbing muscle
16. 2020-07-11 at 11 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Shut the fuck up cucks
17. 2020-07-11 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The fastest and most painless way would have been if the car was jacked up and his head just happened to directly under a bare wheel rim and it came down and squashed his whole head and shoulders. His legs would have splayed out dramatically for a few seconds and then slowly drifted earthward, like a gentle rain.
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    • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
18. 2020-07-11 at 11:19 PM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Misterigh Fona never answers his phone.

    
    I called him once whole drunk and chatted for like 15 - 30 minutes.
19. 2020-07-11 at 11:20 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I called him once whole drunk and chatted for like 15 - 30 minutes.

    
    How many niggers are gangfucking your mom tonight?
20. 2020-07-12 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    He never posted to debunk this.
    
    
    Would be a fitting way for him to go. I hope it's true and he suffered for his stupidity.