Just had a shit so messy I had to wash off in the shower

1. 2020-07-09 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Any of you ever run into this problem?
2. 2020-07-09 at 10:18 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   See maybe this is why you can't get women, not the fact you're on the computer a lot.
3. 2020-07-11 at 4:10 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   You should just preempt that problem by shitting in the shower from now on.
4. 2020-07-11 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
   Having a shower after a sticky poop is very hygienic
5. 2020-07-11 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   OPIE IS A DIAPER BABY
   
   THE CABLE BABIES
6. 2020-07-11 at 4:24 AM UTC

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   Megafag Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Greek Style Having a shower after a sticky poop is very hygienic

   
   My poop-schedule and my shower-schedule are synchronized, this way im always perfectly clean and never have to wipe ;^)
7. 2020-07-11 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   I always find the tub then the shower after a shit, as I'm not a 3rd world savage. Bidets are great & easy to install nowadays but nothing beats a full wash. In the rare occasion a shit presents itself in foreign settings/out & about, I always keep a travel pack of aloe vera based flush-able wet wipes near until I can get back to protocol.
8. 2020-07-11 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   quality thread A++
9. 2020-07-11 at 6:34 AM UTC

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   Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
   I just washed my butt in a lake. It's always nice being clean down there.
10. 2020-07-11 at 7:55 AM UTC

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    street_carp African Astronaut
    How many tissues do you need on average to wipe that tremendous hooter OP?
11. 2020-07-11 at 8:01 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nigger lover
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12. 2020-07-11 at 9:50 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nigger lover

    
    🤣
13. 2020-07-11 at 10:36 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well, once when I hurt my back I couldn’t bend over to wipe my ass so I had to get in the shower instead
14. 2020-07-11 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You people are all fucking DISGUSTING diaper wearing homo manchildren that poop yourselfs