2020-07-09 at 10:15 PM UTC
Any of you ever run into this problem?
2020-07-09 at 10:18 PM UTC
See maybe this is why you can't get women, not the fact you're on the computer a lot.
2020-07-11 at 4:10 AM UTC
You should just preempt that problem by shitting in the shower from now on.
2020-07-11 at 4:18 AM UTC
Having a shower after a sticky poop is very hygienic
2020-07-11 at 4:22 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
OPIE IS A DIAPER BABY
THE CABLE BABIES
2020-07-11 at 4:26 AM UTC
I always find the tub then the shower after a shit, as I'm not a 3rd world savage. Bidets are great & easy to install nowadays but nothing beats a full wash. In the rare occasion a shit presents itself in foreign settings/out & about, I always keep a travel pack of aloe vera based flush-able wet wipes near until I can get back to protocol.
2020-07-11 at 6:34 AM UTC
I just washed my butt in a lake. It's always nice being clean down there.
2020-07-11 at 7:55 AM UTC
How many tissues do you need on average to wipe that tremendous hooter OP?
2020-07-11 at 8:01 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-07-11 at 10:36 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Well, once when I hurt my back I couldn’t bend over to wipe my ass so I had to get in the shower instead
2020-07-11 at 6:34 PM UTC
You people are all fucking DISGUSTING diaper wearing homo manchildren that poop yourselfs
