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A confession. I've never had the "virgin experience"

  1. #21
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's usually the small dicked who yearn for this…so the woman will remember them for the rest of their lives and also so they can say

    "You know the biggest penis every recorded was 4.2"…mine is 4" so prepare yourself"

    Hahahahahaha.

    Yeah I heard something about "being their first" shit but soon as they get better D you would be a distant memory surely?
  2. #22
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Octavian Why would anyone want to fuck a virgin? I prefer womenz with experience.

    in other words, you prefer womenz with lots of STDs and youre looking to add another one to your collection? ^^
  3. #23
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Kev in other words, you prefer womenz with lots of STDs and youre looking to add another one to your collection? ^^

    Spice of life.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's usually the small dicked who yearn for this…so the woman will remember them for the rest of their lives and also so they can say

    "You know the biggest penis every recorded was 4.2"…mine is 4" so prepare yourself"

    sounds like something used car salesman would say.
  5. #25
    Octavian motherfucker
    ^^^ Low T count ^^^

  6. #26
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lardass lanny the luxury of the lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer... dudes lie about their numbers by quadrupling the number of partners theyve had

    Oh, sorry to hear about that

    How many guys lied to you?
  7. #27
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Why would anyone want to fuck a virgin? I prefer womenz with experience.

    It's really something you do once just so you can say you did. A notch on your belt, honestly.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's usually the small dicked who yearn for this…so the woman will remember them for the rest of their lives and also so they can say

    "You know the biggest penis every recorded was 4.2"…mine is 4" so prepare yourself"

    That's funny but also you kinda just outed yourself there
  8. #28
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Octavian Spice of life.

    ew, you have AIDS.
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I think I've only had sex with a couple of virgins before. One was a total piece of shit but the other one was cool, I should of kept seeing her but I blew her off I guess because my gf came back.

    There was this one girl that refused to fuck me unless it was up the ass because she's catholic and wants to wait until she's married, talk about a walking stereotype.

    When I was in my mid twenties I was such a heart breaker.. bustin hymens and breaken hearts ahhahahaa

    but this thread reminds me, there was this one girl a few years back that I'm not sure was a virgin or not, but she wanted to hangout and sleep over at my place with me all the time and would question me if I'm seeing anyone else.. but she would never have sex with me, let alone barely kiss me, it was weird, she probably knew she was going to get turned making out and end up letting me fuck her so she would pull away.

    She would even wear basketball shorts and a long t-shirt to bed.. so not sexy.. and I'd wear just my vintage briefs, and she would lift the blanket to see if I at least had something on under there.
  10. #30
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls That last one is gonna be a right munter when she grows up

    wats an munter
  11. #31
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I think I've only had sex with a couple of virgins before. One was a total piece of shit but the other one was cool, I should of kept seeing her but I blew her off I guess because my gf came back.

    There was this one girl that refused to fuck me unless it was up the ass because she's catholic and wants to wait until she's married, talk about a walking stereotype.

    When I was in my mid twenties I was such a heart breaker.. bustin hymens and breaken hearts ahhahahaa

    but this thread reminds me, there was this one girl a few years back that I'm not sure was a virgin or not, but she wanted to hangout and sleep over at my place with me all the time and would question me if I'm seeing anyone else.. but she would never have sex with me, let alone barely kiss me, it was weird, she probably knew she was going to get turned making out and end up letting me fuck her so she would pull away.

    She would even wear basketball shorts and a long t-shirt to bed.. so not sexy.. and I'd wear just my vintage briefs, and she would lift the blanket to see if I at least had something on under there.

    u likd grtn fukt up d as dont u fegat
  12. #32
    Originally posted by BummyMofo It's really something you do once just so you can say you did. A notch on your belt, honestly.

    i knew it.

    your also a nonce.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by BummyMofo That's funny but also you kinda just outed yourself there

    Better out than in as me old mum used to say.
  14. #34
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Better out than in as me old mum used to say.

    wats an old mum
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