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  1. #21
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by AngryIVer I did a 3 week hike about 13 years ago and had to dig/bury my waste for most of it, so fuck off, YOU have no idea how much you take a toilet for granted.

    And i have been homeless for months, i know exactly what i said. to be able to walk around like you never do something as animalistic and obscene as take a shit is an immense privilege, especially for the womenfolk.
  2. #22
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Kev And i have been homeless for months, i know exactly what i said. to be able to walk around like you never do something as animalistic and obscene as take a shit is an immense privilege, especially for the womenfolk.

    Oh, so you still got to go in gas stations and shit. Must have been nice. Once again, I literally had to go out into the woods, dig a hole, and shit in it, so again, YOU have no idea how much you take a toilet for granted.
  3. #23
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Oh, so you still got to go in gas stations and shit. Must have been nice. Once again, I literally had to go out into the woods, dig a hole, and shit in it, so again, YOU have no idea how much you take a toilet for granted.

    We dont take one for granted, but the rest of our compatriots do.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Dont forget to thank you're toilet for his or her service.

    Over 90 percent of toilets surveyed have been a victim of domestic assault.

    Nothing makes me sicker than toilet abuse. What kind of sick piece of shit puts their hands on a toilet. Protect that porcelain at all costs, like it protects you.

    The toilet is definitely one of those things you take for granted.

    I remember one Christmas blocking mine so bad the water was too the rim and would not go down...no amount of plunging was helping to the point the rubber part of the plunger came off, I then had to go find a store that was open and selling plungers...I ended up at Walgreens. When I got home the shit water was leaking over the rim as there was a slow leak I guess from the cistern.

    At the time I had the beer shits too and needed to go again...ended up dropping it off in the bath while I worked on the toilet...then my power went out and the turkey in the oven got fucked.

    Merry fucking Christmas. Treat your toilet right.
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  5. #25
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The toilet is definitely one of those things you take for granted.

    I remember one Christmas blocking mine so bad the water was too the rim and would not go down…no amount of plunging was helping to the point the rubber part of the plunger came off, I then had to go find a store that was open and selling plungers…I ended up at Walgreens. When I got home the shit water was leaking over the rim as there was a slow leak I guess from the cistern.

    At the time I had the beer shits too and needed to go again…ended up dropping it off in the bath while I worked on the toilet…then my power went out and the turkey in the oven got fucked.

    Merry fucking Christmas. Treat your toilet right.

    LMFAO, you sure pissed off god that night.
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