2020-07-03 at 4:06 PM UTC
Dont forget to thank you're toilet for his or her service.
Over 90 percent of toilets surveyed have been a victim of domestic assault.
Nothing makes me sicker than toilet abuse. What kind of sick piece of shit puts their hands on a toilet. Protect that porcelain at all costs, like it protects you.
2020-07-03 at 4:32 PM UTC
My toilet always feels flushed.
2020-07-03 at 4:40 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Does ur toilet have a press button to flush it so you can push it to the limit or does it have a lever?
2020-07-03 at 4:43 PM UTC
Pooh I wish pamthrax was here to tell his story of the case of the missing toilet hamdle.
2020-07-03 at 4:45 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Wasn't there a guy called butthrax on zoklet or totse
2020-07-03 at 6:24 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I knew a guy at work that did an upper deck the day he quit.
For those of you who dont know an "upper deck" is when you remove the toilet tank cover and shit in the tank.
Now that is toilet abuse.
2020-07-03 at 8:33 PM UTC
yea be nice 2 ur toilets everyone
2020-07-04 at 12:58 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
My toilet is avocado green and the seat is fucked up so you have to sit still or go for a ride at an inopportune moment.
the seat broke last week and today on my way home I stopped at a free sign and there it was,, a brand new toilet seat and a Polaroid camera so I grabbed em both,, pretty sure I'm gonna document the application
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2020-07-04 at 1:16 AM UTC
dont front Keenan, you bought a menards-special toilet
2020-07-05 at 1:47 PM UTC
People should say grace before shitting, you people have no clue how much you take a toilet for granted.
2020-07-05 at 2:37 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I dropped a spray foam turd this am,, u no the kind that when it hits air it expands from the gas that has infiltrated the turd and been compacted on the way out only to expand again when hitting the atmosfear