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Would you kill a telemarketer/phone scammer if you knew you'd get away with it?

  1. #61
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Pics or it ain't so.
  2. #62
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why the fuck would I care about communicator of the month? We didnt have shit like that. I was 16 and new lol I dont give a shit about a communication award. I just did what I had to do to have some extra $$ for weed and munchies.
  3. #63
    Did you run a 4 line or a 6 line?
  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Did you run a 4 line or a 6 line?

    Just 4. Like I said I was just a kid. With having no prior experience they just start everyone off on the 4-line. I think we had a one-week trial period that was just a single-line but then 4. Most everyone there longer than 6 months was on the 6-line.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by mmQ Just 4. Like I said I was just a kid. With having no prior experience they just start everyone off on the 4-line. I think we had a one-week trial period that was just a single-line but then 4. Most everyone there longer than 6 months was on the 6-line.

    Wow lucky. I did start with the 4-line but 3 months in they handed us a 6-line and more or less said "here, have at it." Crazy. Some of the 6 month dudes were even running an 8-line but I got out of that industry before it got to that. Shit's bad mojo.
  6. #66
    One time I had this dude from Ottawa on the line. And I'm trying to sell him I think a Hoover Turbomaster U5096 it was. Best vacuum around. Top of the line.

    Then I got a ringer on line two, a SUSIE on line three, and a woman from the Bronx asking for a rain check on Mackie's leather bottoms which had been wiped from the face of the earth like the dinosaurs for the last 4 months, but I wasn't about to tell her that. When you get a hook in a lady you don't just let the reel go.

    I'm talking to the dude from Ottawa when I get another ringer on line four, then one on line five. Line six was blue and I knew I was edging it with these calls. I had to make the sale quick.

    I asked the man what he cares more about, his kids or his carpet? He hung up on me. I didn't make the sale. Figures.

    I don't remember why I started writing this story but damn I'm glad I got out of that industry.
  7. #67
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I asked the man what he cares more about, his kids or his carpet? He hung up on me. I didn't make the sale. Figures.

    Fuck, telesales is the most degrading job ever. Don't know how anyone does it full time for years.
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck, telesales is the most degrading job ever. Don't know how anyone does it full time for years.

    Yeah I couldn't even do it for a day
  9. #69
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It probably didn't bother them whatsoever. Those people usually have multiple lines and conversations going at the same time. They probably enjoyed the break your dad get them because it meant they had one less line to think about.

    Is there anything you don't know everything about?
  10. #70
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace One time I had this dude from Ottawa on the line. And I'm trying to sell him I think a Hoover Turbomaster U5096 it was. Best vacuum around. Top of the line..

    you been working since 1990 ?

    how old are you now ?
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you been working since 1990 ?

    how old are you now ?

    Anyone asking this question has zero credibility
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Anyone asking this question has zero credibility



    must have had stepped on its tail.
  13. #73
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    must have had stepped on its tail.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  14. #74
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    must have had stepped on its tail.

    Speedy is likely the oldest dude here. Our "senior citizen"
  15. #75
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Speedy is likely the oldest dude here. Our "senior citizen"

    so hes senile ?
  16. #76
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is there anything you don't know everything about?

    Nope.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you been working since 1990 ?

    how old are you now ?

    I'm 39.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm 39.

    according to mexhicant calendar ?
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Speedy is likely the oldest dude here. Our "senior citizen"

    Nope, that would be SpectraL
  19. #79
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Speedy is the oldest dude here. Our "senior citizen"
  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
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