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Would you kill a telemarketer/phone scammer if you knew you'd get away with it?

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    In my mind, they're almost as bad as rapists. (not as bad but almost)
  2. #2
    Lanny motherfucker
    They are pretty terrible, but like the poor son of a bitch calling you is working minimum wage in like the worst possible conditions with a ton of stress and is probably a single parent with three kids at home if they're desperate enough to take that job. Like maybe I'd do it in the mercy killing sense, but those poor bastards really don't deserve any worse than they have it. Middle management or execs on the other hand...
  3. #3
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i'd bone their barely 18 daughter if they wanted to trade for a few dollars
  4. #4
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    id bone their 16 year old daughter
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  5. #5
    Nonce Houston
    I'd bone their 12 year old daughter.
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  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    id kill bummymofo, because he is a nigger.
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  7. #7
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung id kill bummymofo, because he is a nigger.

    U AINT GONNA DO SHIT PUSSY
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls U AINT GONNA DO SHIT PUSSY

    I AM WHAT I EAT
  9. #9
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung id kill bummymofo, because he is a nigger.
    You're a shit stain on humanity. Your prejudice is a mark of disgrace. The world would be better off without you.

    inb4"the world would be better off without niggers hurr"
    I can predict exactly what you nazi internetmen will say before you even say it. You're brainwashed NPC, after all.
  10. #10
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls U AINT GONNA DO SHIT PUSSY

    il suk ur bouls til dey turn blak faget
  11. #11
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting il suk ur bouls til dey turn blak faget

    i sukd ur gramspasas dik til hiz bals wer enpty he an fagit
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by BummyMofo You're a shit stain on humanity. Your prejudice is a mark of disgrace. The world would be better off without you.

    inb4"the world would be better off without niggers hurr"
    I can predict exactly what you nazi internetmen will say before you even say it. You're brainwashed NPC, after all.

    Is that why your wife left you for a white man.
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  13. #13
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Is that why your wife left you for a white man.

    I ditched that puerto rican bitch I have no idea what she's doing and idegaf, you naziman.
  14. #14
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I have about 80 different voices that I can use,

    I have the Indian Tech support accent: houw caniy healpyoo? I'm taech-supporrdt... (hangs-up)

    The mafia 3 guys: that really do scare the shit out of em... Howdjooget dis numba... yo Franky! "what boss?" go checkdis address out famee wiiya? Take Geno wityoo... (hangs up fast)

    The old lady: tiny wretched voice with gravel in it....heelloo?.... heeelllooo? yyeeaas... is this the citiy doing thiiiis???

    Ummm, no mayam, we are- could yooo pleeeease speak uuup, plleeeaase? I can't hear too good.... isss thiss the city???

    The homeless guy: Hiy! if I can have just a minute of your time please? Surre, I have all the time in the world for you....
    "ok, great! I would like to talk about our amazing home security system with you?, now, do you own your-" hold on a second, I'm homeless dude....what, am I gonna wear this on my back or some shit?? "I'm so sorry!" (hangs up)

    Screaming at the top of my lungs: long and hard, laughing at the end.....(hangs up)

    The "You Suck" song: You suuuck, do you know how much you motherfucking suuuck??? I know, they know, your mom knows, your grandfather knows, your whole town knows, Iowa knows, Japan knows, how muuuucch,,, you motherfucking, suuuuccckkk!!!

    Fart with perfect timing:

    And so on. I get good practice on these mothafuckas. might as well make a production out of it.
  15. #15
    Nonce Houston
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I have about 80 different voices that I can use,

    I have the Indian Tech support accent: houw caniy healpyoo? I'm taech-supporrdt… (hangs-up)

    The mafia 3 guys: that really do scare the shit out of em… Howdjooget dis numba… yo Franky! "what boss?" go checkdis address out famee wiiya? Take Geno wityoo… (hangs up fast)

    The old lady: tiny wretched voice with gravel in it….heelloo?…. heeelllooo? yyeeaas… is this the citiy doing thiiiis???

    Ummm, no mayam, we are- could yooo pleeeease speak uuup, plleeeaase? I can't hear too good…. isss thiss the city???

    The homeless guy: Hiy! if I can have just a minute of your time please? Surre, I have all the time in the world for you….
    "ok, great! I would like to talk about our amazing home security system with you?, now, do you own your-" hold on a second, I'm homeless dude….what, am I gonna wear this on my back or some shit?? "I'm so sorry!" (hangs up)

    Screaming at the top of my lungs: long and hard, laughing at the end…..(hangs up)

    The "You Suck" song: You suuuck, do you know how much you motherfucking suuuck??? I know, they know, your mom knows, your grandfather knows, your whole town knows, Iowa knows, Japan knows, how muuuucch,,, you motherfucking, suuuuccckkk!!!

    Fart with perfect timing:

    And so on. I get good practice on these mothafuckas. might as well make a production out of it.

    Didn't read
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  16. #16
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nonce Didn't read

    It's ok, there's plenty of programs that can help you with paragraphs. Thanks for letting me know. that was really cool and very very brave of you to tell me.
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  17. #17
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung I AM WHAT I EAT

    You are not everything, faggot.
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  18. #18
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lolololol
  19. #19
    Postin in a terd den thread
  20. #20
    triggered by scams and telemarkeeteers.

    you cant possibly get any betaer than this.
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