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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Thinking i'm going to wash my (new) car today… 💗

    I bet u are gonna get fatigued real easily, Because you're fat and out-of -shape.🌹
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics
  3. I’m out of sausage biscuits =/
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung I bet u are gonna get fatigued real easily, Because you're fat and out-of -shape.🌹

    She’s in much better shape than you are tubby 🌹
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala I’m out of sausage biscuits =/

    Beg your boyfriend to buy you more, fatty.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lmfao
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Beg your boyfriend to buy you more, fatty.

    wow
  8. Originally posted by ORACLE Beg your boyfriend to buy you more, fatty.

    haha
  9. Originally posted by ORACLE Beg your boyfriend to buy you more, fatty.

    That was the first thing I did when I woke up and he was like ok you cute little princess and booped my nose and said I love you.
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala That was the first thing I did when I woke up and he was like ok you cute little princess and booped my nose and said I love you.

    I'll take "things that never happened" for 200 Alex
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ORACLE I'll take "things that never happened" for 200 Alex

    Anything baby wants, baby gets.

    Also I gave your mom a sausage biscuit this morning too
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Anything baby wants, baby gets.

    Too late, didn't happen.

    Also I gave your mom a sausage biscuit this morning too

    I hotdogged ur dad's buns last night.
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Anything baby wants, baby gets.

    🥰
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    like a douchebag loser with nothin' goin' for himself, who sucks at life.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Stop feeling sorry for yourself and make a change in your life

    Lotta people didn’t wake up today be grateful you had the blessing to wake up and moan about your miserable existence , nerd
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung like a douchebag loser with nothin' goin' for himself, who sucks at life.

    Start thinking like a winner and you will become a winner, like me.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Great, I out some bread in the oven and went shopping, came back in precisely 30 minutes, 5 minutes early.

    And the results were top notch

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I would put my cock in that, it kinda looks like a vag
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Great, I out some bread in the oven and went shopping, came back in precisely 30 minutes, 5 minutes early.

    And the results were top notch


    looks delightful. Toasted bread is incredible.
  20. That bread looks aight but the stove top looks a little Section 8
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