Just before covid-19 happened I bought a sex toy to

1. 2020-06-30 at 7:59 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   To try spice things up a bit with my Thai girl before all my travel plans got fucked up because of this
   
   But I kinda split up with her but we’re still together but I’m talking to a Chinese bitch who is now my other girlfriend at the same time who actually lives near the other one in Thailand so I’m kind of an asshole for playing them both and I’ll probably get caught out at some point
   
   Anyway this about the sex toy
   
   Can you guess what it is?
   
   Pics on request
2. 2020-06-30 at 8:14 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   inb4 she's catfishing you and you deserve it
3. 2020-06-30 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by aldra inb4 she's catfishing you and you deserve it

   
   Hay it’s not like that I swear, I’m the one leading her astray and I feel so bad about it
4. 2020-06-30 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   *Tee requesting pics...😉
5. 2020-06-30 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   fag calls girls he talks to online his girlfriends
   doesn't understand theyre using him for attention like all women do
   op is getting nothing out of it
   what an fegat
6. 2020-06-30 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by cigreting fag calls girls he talks to online his girlfriends
   doesn't understand theyre using him for attention like all women do
   op is getting nothing out of it
   what an fegat

   
   And I'm using them, dipshit
7. 2020-06-30 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls But I kinda split up with her but we’re still together but I’m talking to a Chinese bitch who is now my other girlfriend at the same time who actually lives near the other one in Thailand so I’m kind of an asshole for playing them both and I’ll probably get caught out at some point

   
   just bring a mini cooler packed full of ice thats large enough to store your penis when you go to thailand.
8. 2020-06-30 at 2:51 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Grylls And I'm using them, dipshit

   
   for what, attention?
   womens currency is attention
   for men its the part where we ravage their innerds
   you will never get dis
9. 2020-07-01 at 4:51 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee *Tee requesting pics…😉

   
   I regret making this thread now
   
   But it’s a big cock extender, can also be used as a dildo for some double penetration action
   
   That was my plan anyway
10. 2020-07-01 at 5:05 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Grylls But it’s a big cock extender, can also be used as a dildo for some double penetration action

    
    wut
    
    
    I'm imagining it's T shaped, kind of like a tyre iron
11. 2020-07-01 at 5:13 AM UTC

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Wait you have two internet girlfriends in Thailand?
    
    This is maybe the gayest thing I've ever heard.
    
    It's somehow even gayer than having one internet girlfriend in Thailand, or fucking a guy or something.
12. 2020-07-01 at 5:17 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by aldra wut
    
    
    I'm imagining it's T shaped, kind of like a tyre iron

    
    Oh no it’s a normal cock lookin dildo
    
    I was just gonna put it in her while I fucked her ass or the other way round
    
    I bought some sildenafil from a dealer I know too, not that I needed it but I thought I’d give it a go for an all night fuck fest
13. 2020-07-01 at 5:34 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by rabbitweed Wait you have two internet girlfriends in Thailand?
    
    This is maybe the gayest thing I've ever heard.
    
    It's somehow even gayer than having one internet girlfriend in Thailand, or fucking a guy or something.

    
    No, there’s a Thai I’ve been to meet 5 times over there but that’s coming to an end if this other one (Chinese) works out when I go see her
14. 2020-07-01 at 5:35 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Actually might be 6 times
15. 2020-07-01 at 4:34 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls No, there’s a Thai I’ve been to meet 5 times over there but that’s coming to an end if this other one (Chinese) works out when I go see her

    
    they're closing their borders until next year.
16. 2020-07-01 at 4:40 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they're closing their borders until next year.

    
    Maybe, but I was told until October
17. 2020-07-01 at 4:48 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Maybe, but I was told until October

    
    goood.
18. 2020-07-01 at 5:19 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra wut
    
    
    I'm imagining it's T shaped, kind of like a tyre iron

    
    I think its one of the ones where you stick your cock in a cock, and then stick that cock in a hole. Basically you're fucking a fleshlight inside of her/him/xe
19. 2020-07-01 at 5:21 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I think its one of the ones where you stick your cock in a cock, and then stick that cock in a hole. Basically you're fucking a fleshlight inside of her/him/xe

    
    Yup and its nigger sized
    
    actually I was a bit disappointed by the size of it, its only a little bigger than my cock
20. 2020-07-01 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Yup and its nigger sized
    
    actually I was a bit disappointed by the size of it, its only a little bigger than my cock

    
    wow your cock must be huge!