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I'm taking pleasure in knowing you're all going to die
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2020-07-01 at 8:49 AM UTChttps://survival.news/2020-06-29-guillotines-pre-positioned-across-america-execute-conservatives-christians.html
Despite most of you being gullible idiots and would happily accept communism I doubt they'll let you live.
It's hilarious thinking about all your heads flopping into a bucket
To Wariat and Sophie, see you in the next life. -
2020-07-01 at 8:55 AM UTC
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2020-07-01 at 9:06 AM UTCDeath is a good thing
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2020-07-01 at 3:24 PM UTCI'm hoping my next life will be as mountain goat.
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2020-07-01 at 3:35 PM UTCmotherfuckers cum at me n theyll get a full clip to the face before they fall, every one of em
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2020-07-01 at 3:36 PM UTC
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2020-07-01 at 3:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm hoping my next life will be as mountain goat.
I already used my mountain goat life a few lifes ago. It wasnt as fun as it sounds. I'm hoping I hit the world famous magician life here soon. Or a circus elephant so I can turn the tides on my masters and trample them all to death. -
2020-07-01 at 3:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I already used my mountain goat life a few lifes ago. It wasnt as fun as it sounds. I'm hoping I hit the world famous magician life here soon. Or a circus elephant so I can turn the tides on my masters and trample them all to death.
I'm sure I mentioned this story before...but i'll tell it again, because...why not.
EX wife #1 and I went to New Orleans for the weekend, she wanted to go to the voodoo shop for a palm reading...it was $50..I bitched and moaned about wasting $50 on it but she started to look sad so I said "Fuck! Ok go waste $50). I waited outside and drank my beer, I then drank hers because she was in there for like a fucking hour.
When she finally came out I was as usual irate and said "holy shit...what the fuck have you been doing in there, you've been like an hour".
She said "Well it was a long reading, she talked about you too..."
I said "what did she say about me?"
"She said our souls come to Earth many times before we ascend...each time the soul learns a little more till it's ready for the next plane of existence. You're husband's soul is on his first trip, that's why he acts the way he does".
I said "So I just paid $50 and waited out here in the heat for 1hr just to be called an asshole???" -
2020-07-01 at 3:47 PM UTCWheres the next line where you say "hell I'm married to you, I couldve just gotten the same treatment for free!"?
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2020-07-01 at 3:50 PM UTC
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2020-07-01 at 3:52 PM UTC
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2020-07-01 at 3:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm sure she was. I just read the whole thing like a Rodney Dangerfield joke and wanted a punchline. God bless your ex wife.
So in summary the mountain goat thing might be a more relaxing lfe...high on a mountain ledge away from all the other goats and taking in the magnificent views. -
2020-07-01 at 8:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm sure I mentioned this story before…but i'll tell it again, because…why not.
EX wife #1 and I went to New Orleans for the weekend, she wanted to go to the voodoo shop for a palm reading…it was $50..I bitched and moaned about wasting $50 on it but she started to look sad so I said "Fuck! Ok go waste $50). I waited outside and drank my beer, I then drank hers because she was in there for like a fucking hour.
When she finally came out I was as usual irate and said "holy shit…what the fuck have you been doing in there, you've been like an hour".
She said "Well it was a long reading, she talked about you too…"
I said "what did she say about me?"
"She said our souls come to Earth many times before we ascend…each time the soul learns a little more till it's ready for the next plane of existence. You're husband's soul is on his first trip, that's why he acts the way he does".
I said "So I just paid $50 and waited out here in the heat for 1hr just to be called an asshole???"
she probably got serviced by a few blaxe -
2020-07-01 at 8:19 PM UTC
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2020-07-01 at 8:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm sure I mentioned this story before…but i'll tell it again, because…why not.
EX wife #1 and I went to New Orleans for the weekend, she wanted to go to the voodoo shop for a palm reading…it was $50..I bitched and moaned about wasting $50 on it but she started to look sad so I said "Fuck! Ok go waste $50). I waited outside and drank my beer, I then drank hers because she was in there for like a fucking hour.
When she finally came out I was as usual irate and said "holy shit…what the fuck have you been doing in there, you've been like an hour".
She said "Well it was a long reading, she talked about you too…"
I said "what did she say about me?"
"She said our souls come to Earth many times before we ascend…each time the soul learns a little more till it's ready for the next plane of existence. You're husband's soul is on his first trip, that's why he acts the way he does".
I said "So I just paid $50 and waited out here in the heat for 1hr just to be called an asshole???"
lol i once went to a palm reader when i was 16 with my gf. I don't think we paid them anything.. or definitely wasn't 50 dollars, It might of been a free reading or something anyways the lady basically just told my gf in front of me that we will be together forever. I mean I guess in a since.. but I haven't seen her in over a decade and I honestly wouldn't really care to. -
2020-07-01 at 8:31 PM UTCoh yeah and jigaboo johnson you sound like a stick in the mud, no wonder why you've had so many ex wyfes, I mean you're the one that asked to marry her but would only pander to her desires but begrudgingly, like you suck the fun out of everything, you ent up giving in your money and instead of enjoyin it with her you sat outside like a grump, you're like the worst husband ever, I was married to you I would get a divorce too because you're such a bad husband.
That or she didn't care anyways you were bitching because she knew you were a bitches handbag full of money. -
2020-07-01 at 8:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm sure I mentioned this story before…but i'll tell it again, because…why not.
EX wife #1 and I went to New Orleans for the weekend, she wanted to go to the voodoo shop for a palm reading…it was $50..I bitched and moaned about wasting $50 on it but she started to look sad so I said "Fuck! Ok go waste $50). I waited outside and drank my beer, I then drank hers because she was in there for like a fucking hour.
When she finally came out I was as usual irate and said "holy shit…what the fuck have you been doing in there, you've been like an hour".
She said "Well it was a long reading, she talked about you too…"
I said "what did she say about me?"
"She said our souls come to Earth many times before we ascend…each time the soul learns a little more till it's ready for the next plane of existence. You're husband's soul is on his first trip, that's why he acts the way he does".
I said "So I just paid $50 and waited out here in the heat for 1hr just to be called an asshole???"
Sub_Mod here,
I know how it goes, I recently met a woman and loaned her 1000 dollars she needed for a payment her husband won't pay for and that she is leaving him but she's not answering my calls or text now. -
2020-07-01 at 8:59 PM UTCim taking pleasure in dying.
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