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Poll: Do you believe in God

God is not real, never has been, and never will be.

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm off the clock now Spectral, it's all about the baked potato at this point.

    I don't work off your punch-clock.
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't work off your punch-clock.

    No you work off Gods.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No you work off Gods.

    I'm a Triple Agent.
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm a Triple Agent.

    That doesn't scare me
  5. I used an antibiotic triple agent on my willy when it gets raw from pounding your mom.
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Source?

    Oh wait you can't prove it

    Just like nobody can prove there is a God

    But you can disprove both easily, with a gallon of milk

    Please disprove God and our lack of free will using a gallon of milk.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Thinking all of creation is just an accident that took millions of years to accidentally arrange itself in perfect fashion is something only a fool would believe. Think of how every intricate detail in the workings in nature is designed to work in perfect cooperation with each other. The laws of gravity, the laws of physics, the laws of mathematics, the perfectly designed atmosphere, the way rain comes down in a liquid, gets held in the clouds, and then gets taken back up again in a mist. The way a Blue Jay's feathers and mode of flight works. It's all very elegantly designed machinery, and pleasant to the eye. A sun rise. The Cosmos. Endless space, into both the extro and intro... endless... always something new to discover. Orbits, planetary systems, moons, black holes, dark energy, nebulae, atoms, sub-atomic particles, quantum mechanics, quarks, the immensity of the Universe and everything in it, the elegant but powerful design is there, everywhere, out there, in such detail and measured engineering that the Creator's existence cannot be ignored.
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Thinking all of creation is just an accident that took millions of years to accidentally arrange itself in perfect fashion is something only a fool would believe. Think of how every intricate detail in the workings in nature is designed to work in perfect cooperation with each other. The laws of gravity, the laws of physics, the laws of mathematics, the perfectly designed atmosphere, the way rain comes down in a liquid, gets held in the clouds, and then gets taken back up again in a mist. The way a Blue Jay's feathers and mode of flight works. It's all very elegantly designed machinery, and pleasant to the eye. A sun rise. The Cosmos. Endless space, into both the extro and intro… endless… always something new to discover. Orbits, planetary systems, moons, black holes, dark energy, nebulae, atoms, sub-atomic particles, quantum mechanics, quarks, the immensity of the Universe and everything in it, the elegant but powerful design is there, everywhere, out there, in such detail and measured engineering that the Creator's existence cannot be ignored.

    Why?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like how god created the tapeworm.

    My masterpiece is almost finished. It's just missing something...hmmm.... ah! Aha! Yes yes yes. *creates tapeworm*

    Perfecto!
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I like how god created the tapeworm.

    My masterpiece is almost finished. It's just missing something…hmmm…. ah! Aha! Yes yes yes. *creates tapeworm*

    Perfecto!

    Jesus was the Master Builder, who oversaw all the creation on Earth. The angels, both the good and the bad ones, also worked on it. They have highly-advanced tech, millions of years beyond our own sciences. They can manipulate space, time, matter and energy at will, and they have the ingenuity and the know-how from the Creator. Knowledge really is power. With enough knowledge, anything at all is totally possible. And no magic or voodoo or charms involved. It's all pure science. Stuff we would never learn on our own.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    push it to the limit!
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus was the Master Builder, who oversaw all the creation on Earth. The angels, both the good and the bad ones, also worked on it. They have highly-advanced tech, millions of years beyond our own sciences. They can manipulate space, time, matter and energy at will, and they have the ingenuity and the know-how from the Creator. Knowledge really is power. With enough knowledge, anything at all is totally possible. And no magic or voodoo or charms involved. It's all pure science. Stuff we would never learn on our own.

    So with all their highly advanced tech, this is the best they could come up with? This place has to seem boring as fuck to them. It would be like you or me drawing a stick figure on a rock and being proud of our creation, watching our rock sit there for billions of years.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ So with all their highly advanced tech, this is the best they could come up with? This place has to seem boring as fuck to them. It would be like you or me drawing a stick figure on a rock and being proud of our creation, watching our rock sit there for billions of years.

    This isn't the real world. It's not the one the Creator designed. This world is the world Satan the Devil has been handed legal control over, directly from the Creator himself, and it is a world he has built in his own image, just as the paradise was created in the Creator's image. This is a fake world. A failed world. A cheap imitation. But if you can get past this world, the other world is right ahead of it, and this old world will never be seen again.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh.
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't worry, I have cocoa before nite-nite time and I did have a boiled egg this morning too…not really "meals" though as I'm sure you'd agree.

    You're still eating like half of what an adult male should be eating. You must be TINY. Also you clearly dont exercise lol
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh.

    I've put five decades of research into this. I know what I'm talking about. It's all true. 100%.
  17. Originally posted by -SpectraL I've put five decades of research into this. I know what I'm talking about. It's all true. 100%.

    What were your sources of research?


  18. Freewill or predestination made me post this image of my baked tater smothered in chili...not sure which.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What were your sources of research?

    Everything available to mankind.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've put five decades of research into this. I know what I'm talking about. It's all true. 100%.

    I know a guy with 6 decades of exhaustive research that disagrees with you.

    I'm torn.
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