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why are white people so awkward and nerdy?

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    like they are so delicate and shy little pussies and don't know how to dance, and are not into rap music... It seems like that white man is about to get cucked!
  2. #2
    Your obsession with the word cucked is even gayer than you
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^dude, everyone on this website says cuck you cuck , thats why theres a fucking fuck cuck button you fucking cuck cuckhold.
  4. #4
    bling bling Dark Matter
    how wen im blakc
  5. #5
    [greentext]>Being white[/greentext]
    [greentext]>Hating white people[/greentext]

    Thats the ultimate sign of a cuck.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    [greentext]>Being white[/greentext]
    [greentext]>Hating white people[/greentext]

    Thats the ultimate sign of a cuck.

    so jedis?
  7. #7
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    They see me mowin'
    My front lawn
    I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
    I wanna roll with
    The gangstas
    But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy.
    Really really white and nerdy.
    First in my class here at MIT
    Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
    MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
    Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You'll find that they're quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Steven Hawking's in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pie to a thousand places
    Ain't got no grillz but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
    My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
    There's no killer app I haven't run
    At Pascal, well I'm number one
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
    Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
    It's the part I sing on
    They see me roll on
    My Segway
    I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
    I'd like to roll with
    The gangstas
    Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    How'd I get so white and nerdy
    I've been browsin', inspectin'
    X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doing websites
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for 'em all
    Even made a homepage for my dog
    Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
    Gettin' freaky
    I'm nerdy in the extreme
    And whiter than sour cream
    I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
    Only question I
    Ever thought was hard
    Was do I like Kirk
    Or do I like Picard
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
    Got my name on my underwear
    They see me strollin'
    They laughin'
    And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    All because I'm white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
    I wanna bowl with
    The gangstas
    But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^i never saw that coming when i made this thread...
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole


    like they are so delicate and shy little pussies and don't know how to dance, and are not into rap music… It seems like that white man is about to get cucked!

    the makers of that video specifically selected a stereotype white person to appear. i guarantee that if they had selected someone who wasnt a full-on-bottom it would have been different.

    every get-together ive been to with blacks has had the blacks in a role where they acted white...as in no bullshit ebonics, theatrics, or shenanigans.

    theres a difference between niggers and black people.

    where i live the niggers are a whole lot less uppity than up north. hell...their local naacp office has an unlisted address because they know if the rednecks find out where they hang out theyre likely to get spanked.

    how niggers here are treated:

  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^i never saw that coming when i made this thread…

    you've gotten quite good at foreseeing everyone's replies before they even make them. I think it'd be pretty cool if you started making full-length threads with all of our projected replies ahead of time, like a wizard or miss cleo would be apt to do. I'd thank you so hard dude. SO HARD.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you've gotten quite good at foreseeing everyone's replies before they even make them. I think it'd be pretty cool if you started making full-length threads with all of our projected replies ahead of time, like a wizard or miss cleo would be apt to do. I'd thank you so hard dude. SO HARD.


    I'd like to see you actually make threads instead of just replying to them.
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd like to see you actually make threads instead of just replying to them.

    I don't think of this place as my personal blog, and I prefer replying. I'm glad you like my threds tho. Sank you
  13. #13
    I'm high and scrawny.
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I don't think of this place as my personal blog, and I prefer replying. I'm glad you like my threds tho. Sank you

    nice cop-out you boogaloo
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nice cop-out you boogaloo

    define nice. define cop-out. define you. define boogaloo. define buzzword. define edge. define definition. whimmy himmer whimshers
  16. #16
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres a difference between niggers and black people.

    Unfortunately this site does not attract black people. Plenty of niggers though.
  17. #17
    🐿 African Astronaut
    ^niggas best faggot
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