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Trying to train my tiger

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    He mixes it up but I can see that. Peedy got me a pizza for my bday, archie is such a fat ass he stole the last two slices from me and I chased him down and grabbed on of them and ate them but the other he ate behind the couch.

    Just this morning I had a ham sandwhich I ate a quater of one half, a fourth for those of you pig fuckers that can't understand fractions. I opened up my door and he jumped in and I was like "no fuck u!" and pounced on him literally in my underwear and he scratched me and I screamed and he ran into the other room with 3/4's of my ham sandwich.

    So decided to hold a treaty and call it quits, cat will not steal from Bill Krozby and I put him outside of my door and he's been crying, maybe he will be a good cat again. He was when i first got him, but now he's totally hulkem kulomom them. I like the little guy but I'm thinking about making him into a butt head sandwhich if he does that again.

    The family that had him before me said they had him for two weeks but he would beat up their 4 year old, so I stepped up to the front lines and said "The names Bill Krozby, I'll do it.."

    This guy trains hit cat with psychology, my cat comes into the bathroom every 10 minutes when I have to take a piss and He will put his dead in my boxers and try to sleep in them, so I'll take him out and slam him slightly up against the wall like he was just nailed there and is never getting off.

    I've also tried doing chants I made up to inspire the beast in him to runaway from me as if im coming like kukla tomo kukla tomo ect.. you know like a tribe is coimng for him back in the jungle.



    wow what did you know I'm kind of like a scientist.
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    mai tige
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Wow what did you know I'm kind of like a scientist.

    Yeah I'm a catologist too when mine does shit I don't like I squirt him w/a spray bottle, issue resolved.


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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by G Yeah I'm a catologist too when mine does shit I don't like I squirt him w/a spray bottle, issue resolved.



    I do similar stuff like he's assinine. I dont have a dishwasher wear i live and if i cook i will rinse out the oans at nigyt before hoing to sleep because i eat at night and ive caught his little head putting it in the sink after i akready fed him and i turn on the sink.

    Believe it or not but he knows how to turn on the gas stove. Last weekend i went away i left him tons of food. And it smelled like gas and i just chalked it up to ass smell but i woke up and was like he turned on the gas stove again.

    I came in and was like little boy i know that smell yiuve been huffing stove fluid!

    Idk maybe im just not militant enough. I literally walk around my place with a ruler spanking him

    My friend said i sured turn on the stoce and burn his tail just to let h know what's up
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    larrylegend8383 Space Nigga
    Posting just to let Billy know I did not read
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    eating cat meat could prevent you from catching corona viruses.
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    G African Astronaut
    My cat/Teddy Hoeservelt is greedy as fuck, every time a human is in the kitchen it's to give him food is his thinking. When he doesn't get fed, he passively aggressively gets pissed & storms over to his cardboard scratch lounger & releases his displeasure in a frantic scratch fit. He's scratched holes through it already lol. If really hungry/pissed he will shoot @ your ankle/shin/calf w/ teeth & claws engaged, lil faggot draws blood often lol.

    Pet Smart's not taking cat appt.s since the covid bullshit, so his nails are now talons.

    I have numerous spray bottles strategically set up around the house @ his usual attack locations.
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G My cat/Teddy Hoeservelt is greedy as fuck, every time a human is in the kitchen it's to give him food is his thinking. When he doesn't get fed, he passively aggressively gets pissed & storms over to his cardboard scratch lounger & releases his displeasure in a frantic scratch fit. He's scratched holes through it already lol. If really hungry/pissed he will shoot @ your ankle/shin/calf w/ teeth & claws engaged, lil faggot draws blood often lol.

    Pet Smart's not taking cat appt.s since the covid bullshit, so his nails are now talons.

    I have numerous spray bottles strategically set up around the house @ his usual attack locations.

    Today found a pet spa that was doing cat nails, win !


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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Posting just to let Billy know I did not read

    Yes I already know you're a turd.
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    op doesnt have a dishwasher and a gas stove ?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting op doesnt have a dishwasher and a gas stove ?

    You don't have your reading comprehension down that well..
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You don't have your reading comprehension down that well..

    u dont have a dishwasher
    what a shitty apt that must be
    is it an efficiency
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting u dont have a dishwasher
    what a shitty apt that must be
    is it an efficiency

    thats really rich coming from a gont that has private messaged me several times asking me questions about moving to round rock..
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    G African Astronaut
    Modded to doublewide scratcher via gorilla tape, decimated in 5 weeks via Teddy Krueger.

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    lol you're a rapist who abandoned his daughter.
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    G African Astronaut
    When my cat's lounging I like to leap in w/ sick air guitar solos like today "Motley Cru - Girls,Girls,Girls" provoked a monsta session. He tolerates the lead guitar solos but when I hit a fierce bass slap/power formation he gets pissed & frog splashes me w/ fangs & claws engaged. My cat's obviously a bass hater pfft.


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    WellHung Black Hole
    u can't train cats. They do what they want, when they want.
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Modded to doublewide scratcher via gorilla tape, decimated in 5 weeks via Teddy Krueger.


    Copped Theodore a new jawn, upped the modification game to using glue for the merger.

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by G Copped Theodore a new jawn, upped the modification game to using glue for the merger.


    Be careful with glue. Your cat could try to eat it.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    A quarter of one half is an eighth, kroz.
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