2020-06-25 at 9:24 PM UTC
*finishes phone bone goes to take nap*
😴
2020-06-25 at 9:25 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Lol we really made future into a little mad faggot
2020-06-25 at 9:31 PM UTC
I wish I could eat a chocolate covered cricket on the moon. That's my new goal.
2020-06-25 at 9:32 PM UTC
Eggs
Heat
Texting
The Tale of Futureman2030
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2020-06-25 at 9:46 PM UTC
Oh yeah, how could I forget about his big horse cock? Oops.
2020-06-25 at 10:37 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
antifa gonna cum for you fools
2020-06-25 at 10:45 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Candy Rein ready for dis...?
YOU ARE THE STAR(R)of the movie..
~ you work in the carnival in the day and at night at bar like road house aka patrick swayze, sam elliot, and kelly lynch excellent movie to watch. any ways you own the bar you cover swayze's role but play it jackie brown style fuck up any honky ass mofo in seconds.
your same Elliot is Ice Cube and your Kelly Lynch is Alicia Keys. Off beat casting all round. The villain is Christopher Walken with random dances scenes but he raped yo momma...and left her for dead. She lived but died after you were born. You find this shit out half way through.
~ You were raised by spirits of the cannibal tribe Yosuckmydickas so you wanna torture, kill, and than eat Walken to take his spirit and yo dead momma can be part of the spirit cannibal tribe.
~ You have personal battles namely the Blue Waffle cuzed by getting raped yoself by Chris Brown(yep he even appears)and your addiction to various sick and twisted scat porn WHICH YOU DO OVERCOME but once you get pregnant by Sam Elliot you fear your baby will become a scataphile killer walking for Walken
~ Any ways it comes down to you and Walken...and the dog of death(no details on him)major plot twist
...
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE MOTHERFUCKER
2020-06-25 at 10:47 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
its okay we know you have nothing of value to offer on the internet. its okay lil baby...you want your pacifier now?
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
no, I want you to grow the fuck up
