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2020-06-26 at 4:55 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-26 at 4:58 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 4:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Uncle Rastus on Genesis
"The boy had climbed up on Uncle Rastus's knee with an appealing demand for a story which the old man was as usual utterly unable to resist.
"Once on a time," he began, 'dey was a gemman and a lady who lived in a gyarden. De name oh de gemmen was Adam, and the name ob de lady was Eve, and dey had most eberyting anybody wanted to eat. Dey was fresh vegtables in dat gyarden, and chickrns, and roast lamb, and mashed potaters sizzzlin' with gravy, ready for 'em tree times a day, and all dey really had to do was not eat none o' de apples in de orchard. Dey'd done been told not to fetch dem apples under no sukkumstances if dey wanted to stay dar, but if dey did done fetch 'em, dey'd hab to move out and live somewhar else, where dey'd hab to woyk for a libbin' by de sweat ob deir browes ant pay for deir bread and butter, and de chickens and de roast lamb, and de potaters all sizzlin' with gravy.
Well, I guess yo' know how dat was, sunny. Dey done lost all deir appetite fo' chickens and roast lamb and potaters all sizzlin' with gravy, and kep' a yearnin' and a yearnin' fo' dem apples, ontil finally de lady, while de gemman was out walkin' one day, sneaked ober to de orechard and after some howdy with a Mr. Snake what lived acrosst de way 'bout how sweet dem apples was, she done went and eat one ob 'em, savin' de core fo' de gemman's supper."
"Yes," said the boy, "and then they git fired."
"Yes," said Uncle Rastus, shaking his head, solemnly. "Dey'd gone and bruk de conract and dey done got fired. Dey packed up all deir furniture and deir household goods, and started lookin' fo' a new lodgin' place, but on deir way out dey had ter pass dat orechard oncet more, and dey went by one o' dem apples he done let out a laugh at 'em and began to guy 'em.
"Iti yah, Mistuh," he done holler. "Got fired, ain't ye!"
"Mistuh Adam, he done walk along, not sayin' nuthin but doin' a leap o' thinkin"
"Wouldn't like a glass o' cider fo' yo' go, would ye?" grinned the apple.
'Wid dat, Mistuh Adam done turned round and walk back to de tree, an' he grabbed dat old apple in his hands and he say, "I done suffered enough without standin no sass from you!" says he, and wid dat he squished de apple under his foot and walked away"
The old man paused for a moment and again scratched his wolly old head.
"And dat, sunny, was de origin ob- now what you s'pose?" he asked.
"I don't know, Uncle Rastus," said the boy, running over many possibilities in his mind.
"Apple sass!" said the old man. -
2020-06-26 at 5:03 AM UTCYou see how you can capture your audience with my presence...you must work on captivating them in my absence...
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2020-06-26 at 5:04 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:08 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:11 AM UTCSee.. died down again..tsk tsk lol
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2020-06-26 at 5:14 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-26 at 5:20 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:22 AM UTC
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The way you lick your lips, the way you bite’mm
The way you answer your FaceTime, I like’mm
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2020-06-26 at 5:24 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:27 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:28 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:30 AM UTC🎵
I can’t lie.. I can’t tell my guys
That I’m in love, and I feel so shy...
And we both turnt up, we from the Chi...
But I don’t ask about her other guy.. I just wanna eat you alive
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2020-06-26 at 5:35 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:38 AM UTCCan you imagine how retarded you look to me right now...knowing you’re telling a blatant lie..
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2020-06-26 at 5:40 AM UTC🎵
She’s so different
She’s soo different...
She’s so different
She’s soo different..
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2020-06-26 at 5:42 AM UTC
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2020-06-26 at 5:42 AM UTCLmao
Amateur troll hour is amateur...
