I broke my glasses

1. 2020-06-25 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I was drinking and fell asleep and then up and went and broke my glassses...I tried to fix them but they broke at a narrow...I really don't like being blind although I enjoy the occasional blind walk. But they're my glasses and I want you to know about them.
   
   Is anyone else blind?
2. 2020-06-25 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes. It’s thrilling.
3. 2020-06-25 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I can't see shit without my glasses.
4. 2020-06-25 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   i wear glasses, fuck paying for contacts. My college grad gift from my parents was lasic eye surgery to correct my sight but i still havent done it because of the risks associated with the procedure. With my shitty luck theyd fuck up and id go blind
5. 2020-06-25 at 2:53 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by cigreting i wear glasses, fuck paying for contacts. My college grad gift from my parents was lasic eye surgery to correct my sight but i still havent done it because of the risks associated with the procedure. With my shitty luck theyd fuck up and id go blind

   
   hahahall
   thatisall
6. 2020-06-25 at 2:54 AM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by cigreting i wear glasses, fuck paying for contacts. My college grad gift from my parents was lasic eye surgery to correct my sight but i still havent done it because of the risks associated with the procedure. With my shitty luck theyd fuck up and id go blind

   
   gay
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7. 2020-06-25 at 3 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I've never broke my glasses because I rarely wear them. I probably have like thrice since I got them in november, they make me look like a gay nerd. some girls say they make me look like a sexy nerd but I can't do it.
8. 2020-06-25 at 10:25 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 gay

   
   we know your a gay fatass faggot whos still to scared to post his pic of how fat you are
9. 2020-06-25 at 10:34 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Cig,
   Contacts are not that expensive. I wear contacts and glasses. I wear my contacts all day, but if I have to do work in my chrome book, I have to use my glasses with contacts.
   
   Never wore glasses a day in my life till 45.
10. 2020-06-25 at 12:26 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Lol, the cliche "OMGZ I CAN'T SEE".
    
    Faggot.
11. 2020-06-25 at 12:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    you can buy "sports" frames that are bendy and shit and very hard to break, you could have a 400lb white woman sit on them and they'd be fine.
    
    I suggest you get some sports frames next time.
12. 2020-06-25 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I was drinking and fell asleep and then up and went and broke my glassses…I tried to fix them but they broke at a narrow…I really don't like being blind although I enjoy the occasional blind walk. But they're my glasses and I want you to know about them.
    
    Is anyone else blind?

    
    Me
    
    
    Anyway do the monocle thing...
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13. 2020-06-25 at 1:08 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by cigreting we know your a gay fatass faggot whos still to scared to post his pic of how fat you are

    
    Don't be angry at me because you're cucked by fear, stickbro.
14. 2020-06-25 at 1:22 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Don't be angry at me because you're cucked by fear, stickbro.

    
    I fear nothing fatass faget
    I would also beat the living fuck out of your fatass if you ever came near me bitch
15. 2020-06-25 at 1:24 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    You seem angry that you're cucked by fear. You should probably talk to a mental health professional, stickbro.
16. 2020-06-25 at 2:09 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    i fear nothing fatass, are you going to post your pic yet or still too embrassed
17. 2020-06-25 at 2:18 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cigreting i fear nothing fatass, are you going to post your pic yet or still too embrassed

    
    he posted a pic of his dick a while back but took it down when I said what he was working with was a small tool.
18. 2020-06-25 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah I'm sure that feels great to type until you realize you already admitted to being afraid of a medical procedure.
    
    So you're cucked by fear and suffering from delusional thinking.
    
    Keep digging that hole, stickbro.
19. 2020-06-25 at 4:35 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yeah I'm sure that feels great to type until you realize you already admitted to being afraid of a medical procedure.
    
    So you're cucked by fear and suffering from delusional thinking.
    
    Keep digging that hole, stickbro.

    
    post your pic fatass
    krotz said you took down your dik pic when people laughed at how small it is 🤣
20. 2020-06-25 at 5:01 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Citing Krotz as a reliable source.
    
    See: delusional thinking.