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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun She was the only one that sent me a pic of her rack,

    Was she a retard? (I'm just kidding)
    What did her rack look like?
  2. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    She was hott and the rack was huge.
  3. Originally posted by Dregs nope. he isn't right in toronto but either of us are close enough to meAT any time. i'm gonna just jump right in and see where it goes. he has the cutest cats too..he has tweeting a few of their pics. aww my blackened heart…and ass is melting. going to be talking to him very soon so maybe no erotica tonight. wish me luck

    *dancing queen suddenly plays* and i don't break anything this time.

    have a great night all

    Fine but don’t come back empty handed.

    Toodles 😘
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun She was hott and the rack was huge.

    Like hot huge or gross huge?
  5. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Was she a retard? (I'm just kidding)
    What did her rack look like?

    I was talking to her when she first signed up and then she realized I was the retard.
  6. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Fantastic huge. Fap material.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    one time I thought i was about to fuck a fat girl till I found tripple F's under her shirt and a tiny waist,, unfortunately they were huge sad tittys,, also the hardest thing about fuckin her was her god damn tittys getting in the way, you couldnt hold em both up on her chest cuz she was to small so you had to pick a tit to put up on top and just let the other one lay over on the bed
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Fine but don’t come back empty handed.

    Toodles 😘

    Lmfao@ toodles
  9. He says that shit all the time and it cracks me up
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala and it cracks me up

    Holy shit egg post deluxe
  11. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    What are you up to tonight Candy?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 What are you up to tonight Candy?

    Burn in hell.
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    the better question is,, WHAT are you doing tonight Future?
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that was a little rude Wren
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala He says that shit all the time and it cracks me up

    Johnny lowkey is hilarious af maybe even high key lmao

    *lights tiki torches*
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 What are you up to tonight Candy?

    Ello Future!
    I’m just about to toke and watch the neighbors do fireworks.. hope your evening is going groovy :)
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm going back to Cali. Cali.
  18. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ello Future!
    I’m just about to toke and watch the neighbors do fireworks.. hope your evening is going groovy :)

    That sounds nice and relaxing. Enjoy!
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 That sounds nice and relaxing. Enjoy!

    What else sounds nice and relaxing is if you just laid on your back with a blindfold on and some headphones playing ocean waves and I bounced on your cock the whole time bawking like a chicken pretending every bounce was an egg layed and then when you cum inside me I take your blindfold off and make things awkward . But we smile and hold hands the whole time.
  20. Originally posted by frala That reminds me of this one time I can’t remember

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