2020-06-25 at 12:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by frala
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2020-06-25 at 12:28 AM UTC
"Just ignore them, candy, you're better than that. I got your back girly"
2020-06-25 at 12:34 AM UTC
It’s like erotica almost.. extremely hott
2020-06-25 at 12:35 AM UTC
Yes. Juicy J you got anymore gay literotica?
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2020-06-25 at 12:38 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Not just yet. Catching up on some Lolcows. Don't fret i'm sure i got something more for later. I was inspired by some sex worker dudes on Twitter with that lil bit above. Thought of DH names when I seen your posts.
I creamed my laptop on one guy...OMFG he is so hot..but won't share his name you bitches can just back off and not know him. He is all mine
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2020-06-25 at 12:40 AM UTC
You little betch. Cough it up.
2020-06-25 at 12:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs
Not just yet. Catching up on some Lolcows. Don't fret i'm sure i got something more for later. I was inspired by some sex worker dudes on Twitter with that lil bit above. Thought of DH names when I seen your posts.
I creamed my laptop on one guy…OMFG he is so hot..but won't share his name you bitches can just back off and not know him. He is all mine
Will you have sex with me?
Scenario: I am in a cabin in the woods and I'm wearing a suit made out of wood so I look like the cabin. You come out to find me but you're like where are you wren?? And I hold in my giggles because I am in front of you but you search high and low for me. Then you find the kettle of puppies I keep under the lasy susan and I laugh and give away my position and you find me. I take all of my clothes off and you get mad at me but that's fine and I get a jar of syrup and pour it on you and start licking it up but you're still mad. Jeez. What the fuck do you want? So I start smashing red potatoes on your face and you smile and like it I guess and then finally we have sex in the butt area but not the actual butt just in the area . Want to? Please????
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2020-06-25 at 12:44 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I have got to find a new site to post on
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2020-06-25 at 12:47 AM UTC
Got damnit I thanked Poleykitten.
Damn I just thought of XBlueKitten.
2020-06-25 at 12:50 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
nope. he isn't right in toronto but either of us are close enough to meAT any time. i'm gonna just jump right in and see where it goes. he has the cutest cats too..he has tweeting a few of their pics. aww my blackened heart...and ass is melting. going to be talking to him very soon so maybe no erotica tonight. wish me luck
*dancing queen suddenly plays* and i don't break anything this time.
have a great night all
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2020-06-25 at 12:51 AM UTC
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