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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    them diamond backs is good eatin,, back in the day I went hog hunting and came back to camp with three snakes and a dear for dinner,, then we drank wisky and we all took turns fuckin my girlfriend,, I was kinda mad at first but they all agreed I just didn't know she was or had been fuckin all of em since she was 13 so I relaxed and we had a red neck backwoods party, after that night she was my Wednesday girl.
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  2. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Ive eaten rattlesnake, pretty damn good! It was cooked right. I wouldn't know how to cook it though.
  3. Originally posted by POLECAT them diamond backs is good eatin,, back in the day I went hog hunting and came back to camp with three snakes and a dear for dinner,, then we drank wisky and we all took turns fuckin my girlfriend,, I was kinda mad at first but they all agreed I just didn't know she was or had been fuckin all of em since she was 13 so I relaxed and we had a red neck backwoods party, after that night she was my Wednesday girl.

    Very romantic, sounds like it was a fun family reunion for sure opie 👍
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    good times
  5. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT them diamond backs is good eatin,, back in the day I went hog hunting and came back to camp with three snakes and a dear for dinner,, then we drank wisky and we all took turns fuckin my girlfriend,, I was kinda mad at first but they all agreed I just didn't know she was or had been fuckin all of em since she was 13 so I relaxed and we had a red neck backwoods party, after that night she was my Wednesday girl.

    It's very good! absolutely, like Erekshun said though, cookin is the key. I've had rubbery over-cooked snake too. Two other foods to my knowledge also have this issue with rubberiness, Gator and Calamari....so a good cook is key.

    If you can get Scorps, they are even better. My favorite... I haven't seen any yet, but it's still early, and the monsoons, or in this case, "monlaters" haven't come yet.
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  6. Originally posted by Firekrochfatty It's very good! absolutely, like Erekshun said though, cookin is the key. I've had rubbery over-cooked snake too. Two other foods to my knowledge also have this issue with rubberiness, Gator and Calamari….so a good cook is key.

    If you can get Scorps, they are even better. My favorite… I haven't seen any yet, but it's still early, and the monsoons, or in this case, "monlaters" haven't come yet.

    Rubbery Calamari absolutely ruins the taste. It doesn't soak up my lemon :( I think that's why they fry it, to make it easy.

    only had gator once so I can't speak on that. But it was rubbery. Would like to try the good stuff.

    I hear with rattlesnakes you want to kill them by surprise. If they get mad, they start bringing venom into their glands and it ruins the meat. Is this true?
  7. a bottle of italian olive oil.

    i intended to eat it raw but then remembered it came from italy and probably have corona viruses in it so now i only eat it cooked.
  8. Originally posted by Firekrochfatty It's very good! absolutely, like Erekshun said though, cookin is the key. I've had rubbery over-cooked snake too. Two other foods to my knowledge also have this issue with rubberiness, Gator and Calamari….so a good cook is key.

    If you can get Scorps, they are even better. My favorite… I haven't seen any yet, but it's still early, and the monsoons, or in this case, "monlaters" haven't come yet.

    i thought only niggers eat bush meat.
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a bottle of italian olive oil.

    i intended to eat it raw but then remembered it came from italy and probably have corona viruses in it so now i only eat it cooked.

    This fake ass chink thinks he’s italian now

  10. Originally posted by Grylls This fake ass chink thinks he’s italian now


    is that what you imagime yourself become when you eat chink food ?

  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yes
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a bottle of italian olive oil.

    i intended to eat it raw but then remembered it came from italy and probably have corona viruses in it so now i only eat it cooked.

    This nigga thinks hes Italian lol
  13. Originally posted by Grylls This fake ass chink thinks he’s italian now


    Oshit u beat me to it
  14. Lol
  15. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    40 of Johnnie Walker Red
  16. Originally posted by Grylls This fake ass chink thinks he’s italian now


    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This nigga thinks hes Italian lol

    queer, feather, together.
  17. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Rubbery Calamari absolutely ruins the taste. It doesn't soak up my lemon :( I think that's why they fry it, to make it easy.

    only had gator once so I can't speak on that. But it was rubbery. Would like to try the good stuff.

    I hear with rattlesnakes you want to kill them by surprise. If they get mad, they start bringing venom into their glands and it ruins the meat. Is this true?

    I believe that all animal's fear effects the meat when you take it into you, including cows and pigs. Many reptiles to my knowledge give off a protective odor that detours predators, and that might affect the taste, but it's still edible. I would say to wash the meat thoroughly also to neutralize any strange aftertaste from glands.

    Surprise is the best way to kill anything you eat I believe. I have reasons for this that date back to 1793, France. I'll discuss this later if you like, after work today maybe.

    As far as viper, make sure it didn't bite itself, or something bit them, then it's at least safe. I would cut 2" past the head if you are concerned about taste affected by fear, then leave the head and "neck" as an offering of thanks, to the powers that be, "Misotra Betsaka", or in your neck of the woods "Miigwech" and the amazing critters around you. Freeze the meat immediately! That DOES affect the flavor, kinda like Halibut, if you know what I mean, or cook it right then. You know not over-cook it, and use Southwestern, or Mexican spices... If you're doing soups, Asian spices hands down.

    Gator..... someone's always cooking gator and crawfish, and they are excellent at it, so I've never cooked either one, but enjoyed the spoils. Best Crawfish (Mudbug) I've ever had is at "The Harbor" in Metairie just off of Causeway Blvd. That dude knows his shit! and they are huge. A real Cajun is getting harder to find, but they are truly the masters of gator. Creole is just as amazing, but different.

    Smoked Boudin... best is west of Lafayette, on one of the exits going west, to the right, and up about a 1/2 mile, left hand side, in a little place that looks more like a fishing bait place, lol. I'll be re-finding that on the way back to pick up my car, still stranded in Nola, because of an oil sending unit.

    Also, don't eat turtle soup in the French Quarter on Bourbon St. It blows unless it's a great restaurant like Galatoire's or Arnauds. Even they don't put enough chunks in, but damn, flavor is amazing. https://www.galatoires.com/menus/dining-room.

    Anything from Brennan's or Commander's Palace is amazing!... (local trick) go at lunch. $20.00 a plate vs $100.00 a plate at dinner. A blazer is required, but they will actually furnish you one while you're there, with your shorts, lol. At Brennan's, blackened Redfish, In-fucking-credible, and for dessert, Banana's Foster... didn't think I'd like it, but I was so wrong. It's fucking amazing. They Invented it, and are in the Webster's dictionary for it.
  18. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought only niggers eat bush meat.

    Well, you have never been truly hungry. Enough to eat shoe leather, or just straight up dirt, or any living thing in the vicinity, including insects, Which every country but the US and maybe Canada eat, wait, no, I've seen recipes for locusts (grasshopper style, not cicada's) here too, or.... when you're starving in another far off country, and humans start looking like cuts of Antelope. You've NEVER been... that damn hungry....

    but I have a feeling that soon, when shit really starts hitting the unbalanced ceiling fan on the "3" setting,............. you will be.

    Poor soft civilized, sheltered human being. You've never truly lived, and or have been thankful. In fact, you're so busy being acidic to everyone else to make yourself shine, and make sure that you are on the upper-side of "thee hierarchy", that you forget that you will be consumed by all the "lower life forms" and eventually by all the one celled creatures, innocent creatures, just doing their thing, yanno, so to speak.... I think that superiors like you, Admiral and Kobe, and Jig, forget your TRUE place, along with EVERY LIVING THING, INCLUDING ALL THE REST OF LIFE HERE, which is just EVENTUALLY, wurm food.

    A Djinn Tkaisht (order of) is the best thing to be in these times, and I am THANKFUL for that. No, I'm NOT BETTER than any of you in this "hierarchy", quite the contrary, far lower, wayy lower actually, but I am far more resilient. Ask anyone going from Novosibirsk to Irkutsk, Siberia, or Western outskirts, way West of Ulaan-Bataar, Mongolia. I'm known as "Noneairdra Tataishk" (Gobi Tribal dialect).... They certainly know of me there. I'm considered, "The one that just won't die" (Think, evil Diorite cockroach, that's me)

    Start living hard, and you just might survive for awhile.

    START BEING THANKFUL.

    This truly may be the best of what you'll see here in this history, right here, right now. Remember it.


    There may be mild recovery here and there, but for some reason, I think it's all headed downhill from here, and I mean everywhere. it's just a feeling. I have seen too much history, but I truly hope I'm wrong.

    Don't worry, nobody's gonna eat you in any land what so ever. Your meat is too rotten inside, but you won't be wasted. You'd be used to make lures for the scavenging animals and large fish as bait. (Some of Vinny goes rifling by, on the back of a musky spinner treble hook)... It'd Be like, "Wait! don't throw that out! We can still use that stuff! Giant catfish love that smell."

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    Start healing yourself, start treating folks right. Be a builder of the world instead of tearing everyone and everything down... You know it's right, what i'm saying.
  19. G African Astronaut
    Jaguar X308 : Impossible to find the OEM lambswool mats that came w/ the car new, but there's a company that specializes in Jaguar,Rolls lambswool. I'm getting AEK/Sable w/ the SDZ/cashmere foot pad. Takes them a few weeks but she's 100% done after this.

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/324085653606


  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    That would be a dream if you drive barefoot for long distances. Hell, I wouldn't allow shoes in the car.
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