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Why do you, or don’t you wear a mask?

  1. Originally posted by mmQ I have one that a female friend gave me but it's all yellow and purple

    Are you sure it's not the gusset of her used panties?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Are you sure it's not the gusset of her used panties?

    In these trying times we just cant be sure about anything anymore. So, no. I'm not sure.
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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You'd think bank robberies would be on the rise.
  4. Originally posted by mmQ In these trying times we just cant be sure about anything anymore. So, no. I'm not sure.

    *unprecedented times
    *times like these
    *uncertain times
  5. Originally posted by aldra I don't because I don't care a lot and it's not mandatory

    but how many time will there be a chance to wear a mask every where you go ?

    you'll miss it once all this is over.
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but how many time will there be a chance to wear a mask every where you go ?

    you'll miss it once all this is over.

    I have to say dem oriental types were doing the mask thing for years...often you'd walk down the street or through a store and see some old chinky couple in their masks and think "fucking lol, look at those two twats in their stupid mask"...but now those stupid twats are HEROES of old.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *unprecedented times
    *times like these
    *uncertain times

    No, this is all actually a trial. Each one of us is being tried.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I have to say dem oriental types were doing the mask thing for years…often you'd walk down the street or through a store and see some old chinky couple in their masks and think "fucking lol, look at those two twats in their stupid mask"…but now those stupid twats are HEROES of old.

    "nobody looks at me until i put on a mask"
  9. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    My thoughts are that the OP is a braindead NPC.
  10. I'm gonna go stand in a line and annoy everyone by drumming on the walls, being loud and impatient and saying things like WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE HELLO HELLO HELLO THIS IS FUCKED and making everyone in the line uncomfortable and then right before it's my turn get pissed off and walk away and then come back a minute later and do it all again so the people have to listen to me bitching the entire time and fear for their safety.

    And when I come back I get twice as loud and aggressive like COME ON COME ON IVE BEEN WAITING ALL FUCKING DAY FOR FUCKS SAKE. Hopefully there's some children and a baby in a stroller I can make cry by yelling non stop and then I can act pissed off at the baby like OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS
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  11. Easy tiger.
  12. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I like the fact that I can go into a bank with a black bandanna and skullcap, and it's perfectly legal. I get a kick out of it every time... A half year ago, you couldn't wear a mask anywhere in public, now in Arizona everywhere, it's the law. Arizona is 1000 ft away from me. Here In New Mexico, it's only gov't buildings so far...

    I don't wear a mask for me, I wear it because what people I work for are elderly, and I'm protecting them.


    And, like I said, it's the law 1000 ft. away from here, even though there's nobody around for many miles. I live in the desert, very isolated, so on my home turf for 3 miles or so, I obviously don't wear it there.
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I have a Star Wars mask a chic gave me

    I think she did something weird to it,because it smells like pussy
  14. Originally posted by Archer513 I have a Star Wars mask a chic gave me

    I think she did something weird to it,because it smells like pussy

    Probably had her boyfriend wipe it down his asscrack. That's why I don't buy used panties online ..anymore.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably had her boyfriend wipe it down his asscrack. That's why I don't buy used panties online ..anymore.

    Do you just buy them from street vendors nowadays?
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not true. It only takes one single virus particle to become infected. The mask would need to stop every single particle. Thinking a mask will stop the virus is as stupid as thinking a broken condom will get her just a little bit pregnant or not pregnant at all.

  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson non sequitur…4hrs or 12hrs..they wear a mask to help prevent infection.

    you DO understand that bacteria and viruses are particles right?…they have physical size…if you have a device…aka a mask to capture some of those particles from dropping on or spraying on a person then that device has LOWERED the risk of infection (not prevented it).

    How many mosquitoes does a chain link fence stop do you reckon?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How many mosquitoes does a chain link fence stop do you reckon?

    You and specks like this one. Mosquitos are pretty sticky and so truth be told a lot of them get stuck on the chain links and just wrap themselves around them like little dummies.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ You and specks like this one. Mosquitos are pretty sticky and so truth be told a lot of them get stuck on the chain links and just wrap themselves around them like little dummies.

    Son, stupid and unfunny is no way to go through life.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Son, stupid and unfunny is no way to go through life.

    I disagree.
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