Jesus died for our sins at the hands of law enforcement

1. 2020-06-17 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #41
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Jesus duped fish so no, you're thinking of kikes
2. 2020-06-17 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #42
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Jesus duped fish so no, you're thinking of kikes

   
   "These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
   
   And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you"
   
   Leviticus 11:9-10
   
   
   This means catfish, sturgeon, eel, mackerel, clams, crab, shrimp, lobster, oyster, scallops, octopus, etc.
3. 2020-06-17 at 9:54 PM UTC

   #43
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   That's for hebrews
4. 2020-06-17 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's for hebrews

   
   It's all bullshit.
5. 2020-06-17 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #45
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   People in biblical times were very stupid
6. 2020-06-18 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #46
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's for hebrews

   
   Leviticus is in the bible. Retard.
7. 2020-06-18 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #47
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood People in biblical times were very stupid

   
   People now are very stupid too because they think they're in biblical times. God is an outdated belief
8. 2020-06-18 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #48
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   The whole point of Jesus is people were either jedi or Pagans and he showed them a better way.
   
   One where you can eat shellfish and such.
9. 2020-06-18 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #49
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The whole point of Jesus is people were either jedi or Pagans and he showed them a better way.
   
   One where you can eat shellfish and such.

   
   Do I need to whip out my actual NKJV bible and take a picture or will you just call it a jedi bible
10. 2020-06-18 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #50
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Scron, do you even own a bible? When is the last time you went to church?
11. 2020-06-18 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Jesus Houston
    I am the way and the truth and the life basically I am amazing and if you want to talk to my dad you have to talk to me first, but when you're talking to me you're also kinda also talking to my dad at the same time because we're the same person, but also we arent and nobody gets to talk to my dad unless they run it past me first , which like I said is sort of already getting to talk to my dad and you know what just forget it it's a long story and I wouldnt expect you to understand. Also if you ever blaspheme the holy spirit you cant be forgiven and you will be sent to burn up in a fire for neverending time , I sidnt make the rules I'm sorry that it has to be that way. Actually I did make the rules I'm kind of a sick fuck but whatever.
12. 2020-06-18 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #52
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    hi mq
13. 2020-06-18 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #53
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi §m£ÂgØL
14. 2020-06-18 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #54
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    hi jesus
15. 2020-06-18 at 12:43 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace hi jesus

    
    I wish I was.
16. 2020-06-18 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #56
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    jesus was crucified by the enforcers, forced into action by a mob that was stirred up by a bunch of j'ews.
    
    making the metaphor even more apt.
17. 2020-06-18 at 12:40 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The blood on Jesus was on the hands of the mob.

    
    The Pharisees to be exact, a bunch of Jews.
18. 2020-06-18 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #58
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood People in biblical times were very stupid

    
    people now believe nigger lives matter.
19. 2020-06-18 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #59
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie The Pharisees to be exact, a bunch of Jews.

    
    never jesus-sers