Jesus died for our sins at the hands of law enforcement

1. 2020-06-17 at 5:24 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   
2. 2020-06-17 at 5:24 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Jesus' report after being murdered
   
   Injuries: none
3. 2020-06-17 at 5:25 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   He had a preexisting heart condition that may have contributed to his death while hanging from the cross.
4. 2020-06-17 at 5:25 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   There is no bodycam footage.
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   • Technologist
5. 2020-06-17 at 5:26 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Jesus was a crisis actor and had to make a story when he was called out. He had a history of causing problems, did you know he attacked the leaders in the temple with a whip!?! Does that sound like something an upstanding citizen would do!!
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   • mmQ
6. 2020-06-17 at 5:26 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Judas was a patriot who understood the danger the guards put themselves into all the time. He realized there are proper ways to try to change the system (even though the system reall is perfect already). He saw what a maniac Jesus was, always arguing with the Pharisees, flipping tables, pulling out whips. That’s just not the way we do things in a civilized society. He realized who the real threat was and told the Pharisees where that crackpot Jesus guy was. If they chose to give him something for his troubles, then it was because of their endless generosity, and absolutely wasn’t a payment for information. It’s just insulting that people ruined such a good man like Judas.
   
   You know who’s the worst, it’s that Saul guy. He can try to change his name, but we’re on to that traitor. He was sent to do a job, but instead went on a three day bender (his ‘sickness’ was nothing but fake news), and then deserted his post to join that group of traitors. No ones talking about how many sheckles he probably stole, but then that wouldn’t fit into the “media’s” narrative.
7. 2020-06-17 at 5:26 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Ur dumb & annoying. STFU & focus on a job.
8. 2020-06-17 at 5:29 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   sorry to hear about your uncle
9. 2020-06-17 at 5:32 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra sorry to hear about your uncle

   
   Thanks. I didn't know him that well though. He probably was gonna die even without Covid-19
10. 2020-06-17 at 7:48 AM UTC

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    street_carp African Astronaut
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    Man of colour my ass.
11. 2020-06-17 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    
12. 2020-06-17 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The blood on Jesus was on the hands of the mob.
13. 2020-06-17 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
14. 2020-06-17 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
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    • kroz
15. 2020-06-17 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    
    Its good we gave him a makeover bc no one would crusade for that cock nosed uggo
16. 2020-06-17 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER Its good we gave him a makeover bc no one would crusade for that cock nosed uggo

    
    Of course the hair style is completely subjective (as are all the other features) which makes the reconstruction pretty worthless.
17. 2020-06-17 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
18. 2020-06-17 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Of course the hair style is completely subjective (as are all the other features) which makes the reconstruction pretty worthless.

    
    It's not really a reconstruction. Not like we have Jesus' skull or anything. It's what he might have looked like based on what people looked like at the time. Our concept of what he looks like goes back to ~200 CE and is based on what the Greeks thought looked stylish
    
    
    
    There are some other depictions which didn't quite catch on.
    
    
    
    
    
    Artistic style back in Greco-Roman times was less about realism and more about creating a representative visual of the soul. That's why every face looks so pristine and child like, and they're always very muscular and well defined. Even today, depictions of Jesus on the cross show him absolutely fucking ripped.
19. 2020-06-17 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's what he might have looked like based on what people looked like at the time.

    
    Which is nonsense...as everyone back then... much as now, looked different (except for twins, maybe).
20. 2020-06-17 at 2:46 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Which is nonsense…as everyone back then… much as now, looked different (except for twins, maybe).

    
    Yeah I'm sure Jesus had green skin and a purple mohawk.