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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs i want one egg from the each of YOU perfectly and I do mean perfectly sunny side up. If not I will throw away all my eggs to the bums on the street and if they want them cooked I will cook them for them and NOT FOR ANY OF YOU.

    I can do a trick where I shove 18 egg up my butt hole and I can hover over my fry pan and shoot them out with just the right precision and force to make them hit the pan, crack themselves open, and the shells bounce out of the pan leaving just the perfect yolks and whites to become that sunny side egg that you and so many others desire. I've been complimented from so many from the Queen of England to the Pope to skreet niggas in Englewood and everyone in between. I would be more than happy to prepare you a dish.
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by mmQ I can do a trick where I shove 18 egg up my butt hole and I can hover over my fry pan and shoot them out with just the right precision and force to make them hit the pan, crack themselves open, and the shells bounce out of the pan leaving just the perfect yolks and whites to become that sunny side egg that you and so many others desire. I've been complimented from so many from the Queen of England to the Pope to skreet niggas in Englewood and everyone in between. I would be more than happy to prepare you a dish.

    squirts in both of your eyes, on your pussy, and deep down yo throat. i seriously had a feeling in my micro penis and got wet. thank you
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I WENT TO COLLEGG FOR 4 YEARS
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  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by ORACLE I WENT TO COLLEGG FOR 4 YEARS

    and what a waste of 4 years.
  5. Originally posted by Dregs and what a waste of 4 years.

    It's not a waste if you get a dipyolkma.

    No? Nobody?

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  6. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's not a waste if you get a dipyolkma.

    No? Nobody?


    funny how you weren't reading shit of me til now. what hit a nerve worthless spic? can i rape both your parents for laughs than slit their throats? oh i can thnaks slave to the system nigger.
  7. Originally posted by Dregs funny how you weren't reading shit of me til now. what hit a nerve worthless spic? can i rape both your parents for laughs than slit their throats? oh i can thnaks slave to the system nigger.

    Didnt read
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dregs do you ever come at a nigga from a different angle? or always the same ol bullshit?? you really ain't good at this son. time to take the leather belt til you beg for mercy. lol you couldn't even handle that kid.

    He's a one-trick pony.
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein You know what’s a sexy name to me.. “Austin” …that’s a sexy name..

    I’ve just unknowingly manifested an Austin in my life .. lmao wth
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    And he plays guitar..oh my :)
  11. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala

    Shut the fuck up bitch
  13. Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up bitch
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve just unknowingly manifested an Austin in my life .. lmao wth

    Does he have autism
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  16. Technologist victim of incest
    I’m exhausted after my first day back to work........but I made it😀
  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    I thought you were leaving
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist I’m exhausted after my first day back to work……..but I made it😀

    Do you need a back rub
    I won't be weird
  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Just really hungry. I have food but i don't like to do stuff but lay in bed listening to music
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    People sweat so much at the moment of death that they end up weighing about an ounce less when the soul leaves their body.
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