Legalize switchblades

1. 2020-06-16 at 12:01 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   My Buck knife is a folding knife of reasonable size, the mechanism that holds the blade in place when it's opened is under a certain amount of tension when it is closed. Therefore i can just flick my wrist and it opens quite beautifully by the assisted force of the tension of the metal as it slots into the right configuration.
   
   I don't think switchblades are illegal in my neck of the woods, they're just hard to find. I mean i can legally and without a license buy a crossbow with bolts that will skewer a boar, so. Switchblades, even the spring operated ones can't produce an amount of force that comes even close to that. Most weapons shops where i'm at just don't really tend to stock switchblades.
2. 2020-06-16 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Knives are pretty gay.
3. 2020-06-16 at 1 PM UTC

   #23
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   i want a switch blade with an extra button that shoots the blade out like a bullet.
   
   that'd be cool.
4. 2020-06-16 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Knives are pretty gay.

   
   I like them, but i also like me some good old firearms.
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5. 2020-06-16 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #25
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by STER0S i want a switch blade with an extra button that shoots the blade out like a bullet.
   
   that'd be cool.

   
   how about a gun dat looks like a switchblade
6. 2020-06-16 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by cigreting how about a gun dat looks like a switchblade

   
   How about a Gunblade?
   
   
7. 2020-06-16 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #27
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie My Buck knife is a folding knife of reasonable size, the mechanism that holds the blade in place when it's opened is under a certain amount of tension when it is closed. Therefore i can just flick my wrist and it opens quite beautifully by the assisted force of the tension of the metal as it slots into the right configuration.
   
   I don't think switchblades are illegal in my neck of the woods, they're just hard to find. I mean i can legally and without a license buy a crossbow with bolts that will skewer a boar, so. Switchblades, even the spring operated ones can't produce an amount of force that comes even close to that. Most weapons shops where i'm at just don't really tend to stock switchblades.

   
   So what? I can buy bullets at Walmart but switchblades are still illegal here.
   
   Could easily get one if i wanted tho. They sell them at flea markets openly and nobody cares. Or i just can order it to an out of state of state friend.
8. 2020-06-16 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #28
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by AngryIVer Bullshit. And how convenient that your entire knife collection is gone so you can't prove it.

   
   Do you just go around calling everyone you don't like a liar. Sheesh get a life. I also used to have a knife collection am I lying too
   
   
9. 2020-06-16 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do you just go around calling everyone you don't like a liar. Sheesh get a life. I also used to have a knife collection am I lying too
   
   

   
   no spec was obviously lying about an OTF knife with a spring strong enough to dig it several inches into a piece of wood. Not only are they designed NOT to come out forcefully but that much power would break the delicate internal mechanisms
10. 2020-06-16 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by STER0S i want a switch blade with an extra button that shoots the blade out like a bullet.
    
    that'd be cool.

    
    
    
    would be easy enough to make but it's hilariously dangerous and I would definitely fuck myself up
11. 2020-06-16 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #31
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I used to get a lot of knives and even a taser from this place
    
    https://www.shelterdist.com/
12. 2020-06-16 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #32
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Smith & Wesson makes some very nice OTF double-edged knives.
13. 2020-06-16 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #33
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Sophie How about a Gunblade?
    
    

    
    kinda except it actually shoots so when a wanker thinks theyre gonna get stabbed they actually get shot
14. 2020-06-16 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Smith & Wesson makes some very nice OTF double-edged knives.

    
    whats nice about them ?
15. 2020-06-16 at 6 PM UTC

    #35
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats nice about them ?

    
    Made to last a lifetime. Solid construction, great springs, good feel.
16. 2020-06-16 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Made to last a lifetime. Solid construction, great springs, good feel.

    
    so its impossible for you to lose it ?
    
    anti-theft ?
    
    anti-gravity ?
17. 2020-06-16 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #37
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Made to last a lifetime. Solid construction, great springs, good feel.

    
    The lifetime of what though? Hamsters only live about 2yrs.
18. 2020-06-16 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #38
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The lifetime of what though? Hamsters only live about 2yrs.

    
    this nigga buying hamster knives
19. 2020-06-17 at 12:33 AM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so its impossible for you to lose it ?
    
    anti-theft ?
    
    anti-gravity ?

    
    I like their handcuffs, too. Solid and built to last. Never had a single shoplifter get out of them.
20. 2020-06-17 at 6:16 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I like their handcuffs, too. Solid and built to last. Never had a single shoplifter get out of them.

    
    you didnt answer my question.