Lol neighbor jumped me with a baseball bat.

1. 2020-06-11 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #121
   

   Headspin Houston
   Snitches running about.
2. 2020-06-11 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #122
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Seriously I was thinking the same. The radiologist was quite amazed by it too. The damage is mainly tissue in my elbows.

   
   Ur built Ford-tough, my friend. Hopefully nothing permanent. Make sure to get extra sleep and nutrition over the upcoming weeks, as you repair yourself, back to ultra-handsome.👍😍
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   • Octavian
3. 2020-06-11 at 10:33 AM UTC

   #123
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   can i suc ur dic (no homo)
4. 2020-06-11 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #124
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Ah suck your dick. I need to download whatsapp again, got litte memory on my phone. Going to get a Huawei phone. Not arsed about all that nonsense about it being Chinese. They are underrated. My mum's is dual sim compatible.
   
   Anyone grafting wouldn't look as suspect if the cops pulled them over cause they would just have one phone but 2 sims running simultaneously.

   
   Huawei has crazy durability. I've had mine for 3 years and have even purposely thrown it across the room with no scratches or defects whatsoever. Dropped it down a flight of concrete stairs too.
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   • Octavian
5. 2020-06-11 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #125
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Huawei has crazy durability. I've had mine for 3 years and have even purposely thrown it across the room with no scratches or defects whatsoever. Dropped it down a flight of concrete stairs too.

   
   thats why apple had to get trump to do something about huawei.
6. 2020-06-13 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Someone had put it his window through (not me). He's been looking for them and bumped into me who he had beef with and I was unlucky to be unarmed.

   
   So basically, you busted his window and he busted your ass
7. 2020-06-13 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #127
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   I like this song :)
8. 2020-06-13 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #128
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Bump
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   • the man who put it in my hood
9. 2020-06-14 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #129
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Huawei has crazy durability. I've had mine for 3 years and have even purposely thrown it across the room with no scratches or defects whatsoever. Dropped it down a flight of concrete stairs too.

   
   Yeah, but try swallowing it and then shitting it out and see if it still works. Make a call to it in your stomach from a payphone to test it during digestion.
10. 2020-06-14 at 5:56 AM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Bump
11. 2020-06-14 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #131
    

    Headspin Houston
    Slam dunk
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    • CandyRein
12. 2020-06-14 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #132
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    anyone here have a OnePlus phone?