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what's the last thing you bought?

  1. Probably got salmonella poisoning already
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin


    i like to pretend that i read
  3. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    medication for my pussy. 14 and getting iller and iller as time goes on. so sad.
  4. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace G mad as fuck bringing up old shit like the geriatric man he is

    No I just find anyone whom takes dicks that have frequented anuses in their mouth to be of zero value when it comes to taste or judgement as they have neither, as evidenced by lifestyle.
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Dregs medication for my pussy. 14 and getting iller and iller as time goes on. so sad.

    pics?
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Bird food

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  7. Technologist victim of incest
    I wanna put some bird houses in my back yard, and I wanna set up humming bird feeders near my deck, so I can watch those cute birds.
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    A squirrel keeps coming and thieving all the food, there’s this cute couple of pigeons that usually come but he scared them off
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Bad squirrely🐿
  10. Originally posted by Grylls A squirrel keeps coming and thieving all the food, there’s this cute couple of pigeons that usually come but he scared them off

    I got lucky this year and a pair of cardinals and a family of doves have nested by my house. They got 2 little babies and a week or two ago the babies got separated and hung out right in front of our patio window for HOURS and were not scared by anyone looking at all. They were curious if anything.

    I have pictures but I'm not showing any of you my backyard >(
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  11. #5 at the Asian Spa.
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson #5 at the Asian Spa.

    Lol that is sad.
  13. Nothing sad about having a good rub down.
  14. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing sad about having a good rub down.

    When you pay for it there is. It's the same as a prostitute really. You lack affection, so you seek it out from old Vietnamese ladies in some seedy spa that has black mold in the walls because they didn't use green wall.
  15. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace When you pay for it there is. It's the same as a prostitute really. You lack affection, so you seek it out from old Vietnamese ladies in some seedy spa that has black mold in the walls because they didn't use green wall.

    Huh? what does a professional massage have to do with affection and prostitution? lolololol

    I think your flithy animal like mind is working overtime...
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Huh? what does a professional massage have to do with affection and prostitution? lolololol

    I think your flithy animal like mind is working overtime…

    No, I'm talking about massages. It is sad to go out and get a massage from a stranger because you don't have anyone who will do it for you at home. My girlfriend massages me whenever I go to her house.
  17. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No, I'm talking about massages. It is sad to go out and get a massage from a stranger because you don't have anyone who will do it for you at home. My girlfriend massages me whenever I go to her house.

    I prefer having professional/qualified ones, not shitty amateur ones...still not sure what 'affection' has to do with it...lolol
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I prefer having professional/qualified ones, not shitty amateur ones…still not sure what 'affection' has to do with it…lolol

    Massages have a biochemical response similar to sex. Oxytocin, lowered cortisol, dopamine and serotonin boosts, etc.

    And lol the professionals aren't that good. It takes less than a year to become a massage therapist and most of the certification process is just so that they have a code they have to stand by or be unable to work in the industry. (You know, like cops should have.) It's a weeding out process to make sure you don't get molested or injured during a massage. It doesn't mean they're any better than regular people.

    My girlfriend gives great massages and so do I. It works out. I certainly wouldn't fucking pay to have my back rubbed, wtf lol. Are you literally a soccer mom?
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I got lucky this year and a pair of cardinals and a family of doves have nested by my house. They got 2 little babies and a week or two ago the babies got separated and hung out right in front of our patio window for HOURS and were not scared by anyone looking at all. They were curious if anything.

    I have pictures but I'm not showing any of you my backyard >(



    and that bastard squirrel I caught red handed the other day

  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Technologist I don’t know all the differences, it can be confusing. There’s glossy, semi glossy, flat, etc etc. I’m sure Poley knows more.

    How many coats for us depended on what we were covering up, and how dark the paint was that we were applying. It took a bunch of coats for a dark burgundy that I put on my accent wall. It just wasn’t dark enough with 2 coats.

    I know as much as you tek, I'm really just pretending to be a professional painter,,, its working so far
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