My online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend drew a sketch of me while we were on a video call

1. 2020-06-09 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #21
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   ur left eyebrow 😄
2. 2020-06-10 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   you kinda give off joseph vacher vibes and your fake gf should be worried for her life even tho she doesn't even exist.
3. 2020-06-10 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Lol I love you guise x
4. 2020-06-10 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #24
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   😘
5. 2020-06-10 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #25
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls My nose aint that big as you can see in a real pic of me but she really fucked it up there
   
   Also, note the chinese symbols on the back of the paper

   
   VINNY?
6. 2020-06-10 at 9:47 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Kev Except the roles are reversed and you are letting your woman defile your image by turning you into a fat jedi-nosed terrorist. you need to put her in her place

   
   She gonna get anal that’ll show the bitch
   
   

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace VINNY?

   
   Yeah vinny can you translate that symbol shit for us you fake ass chink
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Technologist
7. 2020-06-10 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #27
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grylls She gonna get anal that’ll show the bitch

   
   Sounds like a plan. but knowing you, you already let her draw you. next youll let her peg you, mark my words.
8. 2020-06-10 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Kev Sounds like a plan. but knowing you, you already let her draw you. next youll let her peg you, mark my words.

   
   I had to google that, but yes I’d let her do anything to me
9. 2020-06-10 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #29
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grylls I had to google that, but yes I’d let her do anything to me

   
   boy i hate being right all the time. that being said, how do you plan to anal her when shes already fisting your ass full throttle?
10. 2020-06-10 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #30
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kev boy i hate being right all the time. that being said, how do you plan to anal her when shes already fisting your ass full throttle?

    
    For being supposedly straight you sure do talk about men getting anal a lot.
    
    I literally like dicks and I'm pretty sure I think about them less than you do.
11. 2020-06-10 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Kev boy i hate being right all the time. that being said, how do you plan to anal her when shes already fisting your ass full throttle?

    
    Enter?
    
    Oh no, never mind, Enter wasn’t a pedo.
12. 2020-06-10 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #32
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Grylls Ok, as I’m in a good mood today I’ll let this one fly
    
    
    
    Bitch made me look fat
    
    Oh no it’s Malik

    
    Nice.
    
    Maybe your Chinese gf can draw a picture of you trying to message Paige on voxer? Ya think?
13. 2020-06-10 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Nice.
    
    Maybe your Chinese gf can draw a picture of you trying to message Paige on voxer? Ya think?

    
    I would never cheat on Paige
14. 2020-06-10 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #34
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    "Hey"
    
    Lolz you dainty lil faggot
15. 2020-06-10 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Me?
16. 2020-06-11 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #36
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace For being supposedly straight you sure do talk about men getting anal a lot.
    
    I literally like dicks and I'm pretty sure I think about them less than you do.

    
    I congratulate you on your coming out but you are only halfway there, you forgot to mention you only like them if theyre attached to little boys. :P
17. 2020-06-11 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kev I congratulate you on your coming out but you are only halfway there, you forgot to mention you only like them if theyre attached to little boys. :P

    
    Yeah, no. That's you. You've already outed yourself as a pedophile. I won't even consider anyone under 21.
18. 2020-06-11 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #38
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I won't even consider anyone under 21.

    
    Said every queer ever.
19. 2020-06-11 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kev Said every queer ever.

    
    ???
20. 2020-06-16 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #40
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace ???

    
    Never mind. trolling aside, why do you feel the need to insinuate that i have homosexual tendencies if you already believe you have me all figured out?
    
    Just curious.