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My online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend drew a sketch of me while we were on a video call

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Shes pretty fucking good, although I should have shaved this mop off first
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    LIES. NO PICS. ALL LIES. YOU SHOULD DIE. BYE.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    Im not lying
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No sketch pic requested?

    okey
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    Kev Space Nigga
    You know the saying, grylls. pics or it didnt happen
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ok, as I’m in a good mood today I’ll let this one fly



    Bitch made me look fat

    Oh no it’s Malik
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    When are you gonna meet
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    To be honest it’s pretty accurate
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When are you gonna meet

    After they stop this 14 day quarantine
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    God damn my nose is almost as big as that jedi hiki
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    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Bitch made me look fat

    lolololol. couldve been worse
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    That aint my fuckin nose though, more like that jedi boy hiki
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    It was titanic-esque, I felt it was just like when Jack was drawing Rose
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    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls It was titanic-esque, I felt it was just like when Jack was drawing Rose

    Except the roles are reversed and you are letting your woman defile your image by turning you into a fat jedi-nosed terrorist. you need to put her in her place
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    u lok lik secks ofendr
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wel ye i onfended u grampspas ass hol
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    cock nose
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    My nose aint that big as you can see in a real pic of me but she really fucked it up there

    Also, note the chinese symbols on the back of the paper
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    cock nose
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    me?
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