Lol neighbor jumped me with a baseball bat.

1. 2020-06-10 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   How are ya feeling today Oct? It’s usually worse the next day😞
2. 2020-06-10 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #62
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Swimming across the Rio Grande doesn't count Juan.

   
   Yeah, the Rio Grande.
   
   
3. 2020-06-10 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Non Sequitur my Latino nigga.
4. 2020-06-10 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #64
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Oct if I was there with you right now I would sit you down on the couch and wrap a blanket around you, tucked in. You'd have a hot but tolerable cup of tea sitting on the table next to you. We will watch Futurama re-runs and smoke weed for exactly 3 days straight to recoup, and then we go kick this dudes ass.
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5. 2020-06-10 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #65
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   More pics of Rio Grande
   
   
   
   
6. 2020-06-10 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Still non sequitur Juan.
7. 2020-06-10 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #67
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Touchin Macaque
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8. 2020-06-10 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #68
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Touchin Macaque

   
   I didn't get a video of it because I was too slow and scared but a giant male walked past me on the paths that are all over Taiwanese hiking trails. Was probably 1ft away if that and it didn't even look at me. I stopped dead in my tracks lol.
   
   Then some old Taiwanese man came jogging up behind not giving a solitary fuck.
   
   I traveled all over the island trying to find these dudes in the wild. Also saw a deer with fangs (muntjac) which was badass and something that this 50yr old man I made friends with there said he had never seen in his entire life in Taiwan. They are extremely rare and endangered. I have pictures but they aren't super great.
9. 2020-06-10 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #69
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   
   
   
   
   I thought I had a picture of the fangs but I guess not.
10. 2020-06-10 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace More pics of Rio Grande
    
    

    
    Is that you on the right picking fruit? lololol
11. 2020-06-10 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #71
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    He's feeding the monkey. Put your glasses on you retarded fuck.
    
    Also would love to see Vinny try and translate this lol.
12. 2020-06-10 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #72
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Grylls How does it make you feel that I’ve travelled Asia and you haven’t, and never will

    
    Prove it faget
13. 2020-06-10 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #73
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting Prove it faget

    
    The only asia he's traveled is some ladyboy dick he ordered online
14. 2020-06-10 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #74
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Hikki, I hope you do know I actually reported your post to the FBI last night. I don't take terrorism threats lightly.
15. 2020-06-10 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #75
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Knowing the FBI they'll send a recruit to help me blow the place up
16. 2020-06-10 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #76
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Knowing the FBI they'll send a recruit to help me blow the place up

    
    mhmm
17. 2020-06-10 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #77
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Knowing the FBI they'll send a recruit to help me blow the place up

    
    HOKOLUM TOKOLUM HOKOLUM TOKOLUM HOKOLUM TOKOLUM HOKOLUM TOKOLUM
18. 2020-06-10 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Will you retaliate?
    Sorry for not believing you at first.
19. 2020-06-10 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #79
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Best way to disarm someone with a club or a bat is come in fast and low and close the distance suddenly, so he has no force or space to swing, then use an uppercut at full force to drive his head back over his shoulders, and once he topples over backward, jump right on top of him quickly and get him in a headlock and lock your hands together and start clamping his neck until he can't breathe.
20. 2020-06-10 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #80
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I heard a knee on the neck for about 10 minutes is effective.
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