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  1. Originally posted by Dargo You're cute.

    you dont have a passport.
  2. Originally posted by RisiR You'll notice a shiny 4" blade before I cut you up with two movements of my boxcutter. It looks like I'm holding a lighter and zip zap, you look like leather face.

    This isn't some hollywood shit. This is street approved G shit.

    Get coated blades then. They're much more durable anyway.
  3. Originally posted by Dargo Sure, I've always wanted to go to Germany.

    What's your airport?
  4. Originally posted by Dargo Get coated blades then. They're much more durable anyway.

    "coated blades" you are cute
  5. Originally posted by RisiR What's your airport?

    I have family I visit in LAX, so let's roll with that.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny the fuck you thankin' for if you aint steppin up you fucking punk?

    The fuck did you say to me you fucking faggot? Meet me in sheff right now 1v1, i'll slap the shit out of your limp wristed programmer ass motherfucker. Your bubble yum ass would be dead if you lived my life.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen "coated blades" you are cute

    I don't know the English word for it then. You've seen them though. They're black.
  8. Originally posted by Dargo Get coated blades then. They're much more durable anyway.

    You think I'm using plastic, nigga?
  9. Here is my dad and I conversation online

    _________________________________________


    me: yupo

    d: join the club lol
    m: i cant sleep lol

    d:your only toxicated im intoxicated spell that
    i need some crack and a hoe

    m:whats that asians guy number give it to me
    i got 2 grand cash
    i can buy an ounce

    d:*OBFUCSCTED**lol

    m:kk ima phone hhim up to moms house

    d:just say your me
    m:i thought of that when I was mixing a drink haha

    d:*OBSFCUGATED** onlyu
    m:he will get shot if he sells to me here
    its not his turf

    d:your funny
    m:they probably know who he is
    know his vehicle

    d:need some foodf
    m:i got pizza

    d:im glad were talking im pretty lonely
    m:me too kinda im pretyyu bored nobody to drink with everyone is sober and boring i feel isolated
    everyone is so lame

    d:i got caught stealing yesterday
    m:form whicih store

    d:711
    m:what did you take lol

    d:4 bags of jalepno jerky
    m:yummy
  10. Make him join, faggot.
  11. Originally posted by RisiR You think I'm using plastic, nigga?

    No, they're basically knives with black painted blades. Better than boxcutters.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Sophie The fuck did you say to me you fucking faggot? Meet me in sheff right now 1v1, i'll slap the shit out of your limp wristed programmer ass motherfucker. Your bubble yum ass would be dead if you lived my life.

    my wrists are pretty sore right now tbqh
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    sounds like a good reason to smoke some weed, oh, and the real 420 is coming up
  14. Originally posted by Lanny my wrists are pretty sore right now tbqh

    i know that feeling
  15. I'll kill you
  16. d:i really enjoy talking to you son

    m:yup same here dad

    d:you made my ight better
    night

    m:same here I was bored as fuck
    nodody is ever on everyone is so lame

    d:billy gave me a big bud last night i9 rolled it an

    m:i am just grinfding the last 1
  17. i wish i had ur dad. My dad is pretty cool though too.
  18. FUCK YOU MORPHA!


  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, tell your dad to register, we can make his night better too. Laughing at Bill Krozby can really lighten up the mood.
  20. im playing saints row

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