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  1. #41
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Nice. You're resourceful if nothing else.

    Stupid nigger
  2. #42
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo So you put your dick in the ground??? Wild man. Shit, nigga. crazy. just, damn.

    glad you like eating cactus I guess

    It's getting that bad. it wouldn't surprize me if I tried it one day, lol..

    but yeah, cactus is really good. tastes like green beans when eaten raw, and cooked it has a tangy flavor, and if you put habanaro or jalapeno, with some smoked steak salt and salsa, it rocks. ya gotta get the thin ones though. thick ones have all kinds of fibers that get in your teeth.
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  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk if im taking too much or whatever but the testosterone has made me crazy.

    I had this rubber block that i think came with something i ordered. This soft silicone rubber, like 10 inch cube. And one day my brain was just like “itd probably feel good to stab a hole and shove your dick in that”. Like a ghetto fleshlight. N then i decided the shame would be too great, so i just beat off to stepsister creampie and facefuck porn and went to work.

    Tl;dr- absolutely nothing. To an almost insanity inducing degree. but if i end up putting a wig on a volleyball and duct taping it to a cardboard box with the silicone block, ill take a picture first.

    What? Jeez I was just thinking about asking you how the testosterone thing was going and if you'd recommend it.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty It's getting that bad. it wouldn't surprize me if I tried it one day, lol..

    but yeah, cactus is really good. tastes like green beans when eaten raw, and cooked it has a tangy flavor, and if you put habanaro or jalapeno, with some smoked steak salt and salsa, it rocks. ya gotta get the thin ones though. thick ones have all kinds of fibers that get in your teeth.

    This bich knows her nopales lol.

    Hot tortilla off the grill, cut up nopales, pico de gallo, pieces of grilled carnitas, a bit of limon, salsa, and oh my fuck. You are set.

    Although obviously you add as you go and don't throw it all in there at once like a heathen. Taco bites are customizable.
  5. #45
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This bich knows her nopales lol.

    Hot tortilla off the grill, cut up nopales, pico de gallo, pieces of grilled carnitas, a bit of limon, salsa, and oh my fuck. You are set.

    Although obviously you add as you go and don't throw it all in there at once like a heathen. Taco bites are customizable.

    Damn, that sounds amazing man! I bet you make some kickin taquitos/flauta. damn I miss those. haven't had proper ones in 30 years now... I'm trying to learn how to cook all those roots that I see in the markets here as well. there's like 20 of em. gotta try em all!
  6. #46
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ What? Jeez I was just thinking about asking you how the testosterone thing was going and if you'd recommend it.

    Honestly its helped my mental part a lot. Unfortunately my body started fucking up around the same time so its been a diffrent kind of depression. But yeah...i do recommend it.
  7. #47
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Paige is my moon baby.
  8. #48
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well, last night I was fucking April in my dreams

    Besides that, no one
  9. #49
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Well, last night I was fucking April in my dreams

    Besides that, no one

    who dat
  10. #50
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo who dat

    DTE but don’t flirt with her or i’ll cut you
  11. #51
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh my goodness 😂
  12. #52
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Silly bear 😋
  13. #53
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    How did you know that’s my nickname?

    Miss you
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  14. #54
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I know everything.
  15. #55
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    She just calls everyone a silly bear. Shes a slut with pet names.

    Dont feel special.
  16. #56
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What in fuck! Jesus Christ. Get to know ur mother!
  17. #57
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Paige is my moon baby.

    She ain't a moon pie and you can't eat her
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  18. #58
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What in fuck! Jesus Christ. Get to know ur mother!

    smdh
  19. #59
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 She ain't a moon pie and you can't eat her

    Moan pie
  20. #60
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Paige is my moon baby.

    Yeah let's scissor under the stars.
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