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2020-06-08 at 8:54 PM UTC
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2020-06-08 at 11:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by BummyMofo So you put your dick in the ground??? Wild man. Shit, nigga. crazy. just, damn.
glad you like eating cactus I guess
It's getting that bad. it wouldn't surprize me if I tried it one day, lol..
but yeah, cactus is really good. tastes like green beans when eaten raw, and cooked it has a tangy flavor, and if you put habanaro or jalapeno, with some smoked steak salt and salsa, it rocks. ya gotta get the thin ones though. thick ones have all kinds of fibers that get in your teeth. -
2020-06-09 at 12:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Idk if im taking too much or whatever but the testosterone has made me crazy.
I had this rubber block that i think came with something i ordered. This soft silicone rubber, like 10 inch cube. And one day my brain was just like “itd probably feel good to stab a hole and shove your dick in that”. Like a ghetto fleshlight. N then i decided the shame would be too great, so i just beat off to stepsister creampie and facefuck porn and went to work.
Tl;dr- absolutely nothing. To an almost insanity inducing degree. but if i end up putting a wig on a volleyball and duct taping it to a cardboard box with the silicone block, ill take a picture first.
What? Jeez I was just thinking about asking you how the testosterone thing was going and if you'd recommend it. -
2020-06-09 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty It's getting that bad. it wouldn't surprize me if I tried it one day, lol..
but yeah, cactus is really good. tastes like green beans when eaten raw, and cooked it has a tangy flavor, and if you put habanaro or jalapeno, with some smoked steak salt and salsa, it rocks. ya gotta get the thin ones though. thick ones have all kinds of fibers that get in your teeth.
This bich knows her nopales lol.
Hot tortilla off the grill, cut up nopales, pico de gallo, pieces of grilled carnitas, a bit of limon, salsa, and oh my fuck. You are set.
Although obviously you add as you go and don't throw it all in there at once like a heathen. Taco bites are customizable. -
2020-06-09 at 2:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This bich knows her nopales lol.
Hot tortilla off the grill, cut up nopales, pico de gallo, pieces of grilled carnitas, a bit of limon, salsa, and oh my fuck. You are set.
Although obviously you add as you go and don't throw it all in there at once like a heathen. Taco bites are customizable.
Damn, that sounds amazing man! I bet you make some kickin taquitos/flauta. damn I miss those. haven't had proper ones in 30 years now... I'm trying to learn how to cook all those roots that I see in the markets here as well. there's like 20 of em. gotta try em all! -
2020-06-09 at 7:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What? Jeez I was just thinking about asking you how the testosterone thing was going and if you'd recommend it.
Honestly its helped my mental part a lot. Unfortunately my body started fucking up around the same time so its been a diffrent kind of depression. But yeah...i do recommend it. -
2020-06-09 at 11:13 AM UTCPaige is my moon baby.
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2020-06-09 at 11:21 AM UTCWell, last night I was fucking April in my dreams
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2020-06-09 at 11:21 AM UTC
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2020-06-09 at 11:23 AM UTCOh my goodness 😂
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2020-06-09 at 11:24 AM UTCSilly bear 😋
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2020-06-09 at 11:26 AM UTCHow did you know that’s my nickname?
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2020-06-09 at 11:29 AM UTCI know everything.
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2020-06-09 at 11:43 AM UTCShe just calls everyone a silly bear. Shes a slut with pet names.
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2020-06-09 at 11:47 AM UTCWhat in fuck! Jesus Christ. Get to know ur mother!
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