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  1. #21
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    so rate the dick Melissa or is Char? hmm it will come to me one day woman i know i know you are sure its DH Johnny? I don't know dude

    rate the dick already before i lose myself here

    if its less than 7/10 you best be taking all his money and running soon. also when will you become a mother to his children? if its just one nuke your cunt and womb. just sayin. Several though make a village of cumstains to take over the world kk? cool bitch you are.
  2. #22
    frala Avant garde shartist
    The dick is a 10/10 Johnny don’t worry about it ya freak.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You better not take Lanny for granite and break his heart or we will never stop harassing you like wariat

    Our love counters no other.
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  3. #23
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    last time i had 10/10 from a dude was 2013 you one lucky bitch...plus he had a few hundred bucks just laying around so he really wasn't a 10/10 but pushed him up there since i got over 300 for free booze and food

    i am glad yo happy with the dick. does he experience any weird leakages tho? seriously yo ass gotta watch yo self for the corona from the leakage.
  4. #24
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    It's raining here too.



    I'm in my garage.
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  5. #25
    Did you roll that?
  6. #26
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Did you roll that?

    Sort of, I rolled it using a rolling device. I don't know what the device should be called, it's basically 2 cylinders wrapped in a sheet of plastic, held in place with a plastic frame. Bought it months ago because it was like 4 dollars and I always wanted to try one out. I always used to roll by hand but this thing produces perfectly cylindrical joints that burn really well. I use RAW papers and tips, this one has a regular tip because the store was out of the ones I usually get, I prefer the perforated wide tips.
  7. #27
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    1) is it legal to put okra in a bloody mary?

    2)amphiballs

    3)
  8. #28
    frala Avant garde shartist
    It’s pickled okra and honestly it should be illegal to not put them in
  9. #29
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    It's 98 here in New Mexico Boot-heel, No clouds at all, just dust devils. I have the same Granite. I ran the white granite from the left to the sink, and the black granite from the right to the sink, to make Yin and Yang around a black lacquer deep sink. I miss it. I had to dismantle it and put it into storage, because of travel and work, and sell the house, as it makes no sense to have a permanent place at this time. Hell, I miss all my shit in storage.
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It should be illegal to make or drink a Cringey Mary altogether.
  11. #31
    frala Avant garde shartist
    You drink mango flavored beer you fucking fag.
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  12. #32
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I prefer a mimosa
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It tastes just a little better than a drink filled with garbage and pickles and hot sauce and pepper and feces and whatever else they throw in those HODGE PODGE "hangover cures."
  14. #34
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Listen I don’t know what Mary ever did to you but get over it.
  15. #35
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You better not take Lanny for granite and break his heart or we will never stop harassing you like wariat

    if that nigga still there he done got hooked on real girl pussy and he aint goin no where for a long time
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I drank of her chalice one morning at a hotel. I don't remember the circumstances. I just went to the hotel bar and they had a little board that said 'bloody Mary's 2 dollars from 8am til noon'. So I was like fine I'll fucking get one. I'll try one of these things out for once. I was still P BUZZED so if anything i figured I could handle it, its not like i was going in sober. I mean these are supposed to be the hangover early morning drinks.

    And I drank one sip, swallowed, and knew. I knew this was not the drink for me. I threw the rest of it all across the room and left to go to the bar across the street for a proper 9 am VODKA ORANGE JUICE .
  17. #37
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Oh you mean a screw driver? That’s another bitch drink. Figures.

    Also hey pilejet.
  18. #38
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    say my name motherfucker
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  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Oh you mean a screw driver? That’s another bitch drink. Figures.

    Also hey pilejet.

    It is ABSOLUTELY a bitch drink. I couldn't agree more. And yet vastly superior, somehow, to the Fecal Mary.
  20. #40
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    typ it if you cant speak without confusing ur phone with ur drunkin mumbling
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