2020-06-05 at 11:16 PM UTC
Let's bring this thread back to its roots:
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2020-06-05 at 11:33 PM UTC
I've been cutting off the booze off and on, here and there. Yesterday I figured it would be a good idea to go grab some of those single serve wines and a four pack of beer. I'm walking my bike home, and I just fall over. Completely sober for days. I'm trying to get up and I can't. My legs and feet are moving as I'm trying to stand up. They catch and I try to stand up. I'm trying to use my arm too. Fall the other way in some guys yard. I try it again. Same result but this time I'm back in the street. It must've taken four or five tries of me trying to stand up completely woozy in the head before I slowed down to recoup myself to stop, wait and then stand up. I fell over on my bike twice during this because I was trying to use it as a kinda guided supportable system.
i look up and there's a lady walking her dog crosswise to me on the next block and she's looking right at me. I don't know how much time had passed before I was back on my way home. 15 seconds maximum of me trying to stand up. I must've looked like the biggest drunk in the world to that women. I swear I was sober.
Since I was three days sober I didn't eat anything. Thought'd it'd be fine! And all the food at my house is garbage. Pretty sure I passed out. I'm assuming only a half pass out because I remember everything. My one goal was just to make it home now. I made it home and ate some food, drank some beer and watched some TV.
I don't have a 100% custom LOLcat for that.
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2020-06-05 at 11:41 PM UTC
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2020-06-06 at 1:25 AM UTC
My wireless keyboard is going out. I have to re-read everything. I'm running this into the ground though because I just bought a bunch of money on stuff I don't need.
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2020-06-06 at 3:34 AM UTC
Holy fuck. I just had the owners new guy watching the property come around and start trimming the 'tree'. The 'tree' that right against against the window. I was on the porch smoking and he asked if he could cut the smaller branches from the bedroom window I never open.
"Yeah! Sure!" He was still trimming hedges and said he'd be up after. Oh fuck. I have a fucking cat that will get me evicted.
"Do you just want me to do it? I'm a bit peculiar about my place." He agrees. And I end up leaning out a second story trying to saw off branches with a small hand saw. It sucked but I've assured this kitties life or one more night.
I guess the lesson I'm learning is put the cat in front of anything, money, drugs, almost being kicked out, You know. I'm giving a lot to that fucking cat and it all it does it take.
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2020-06-06 at 4:20 AM UTC
Pimp out yo pussy
Work that corner
Purrr girl
2020-06-06 at 4:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
But i dont have any curare for my darts
source?
PM me.
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Why stick with a micro shot? Or are you going the silicon valley way and trying to think outside the box? But only a *little*.
Harm reduction tactics.
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
It is if you make a solution. I used vodka. You'll probably be a bit off but just aim on the weaker side to be safe. Experiment till you find a dose.
Good to know.
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Holy fuck. I just had the owners new guy watching the property come around and start trimming the 'tree'. The 'tree' that right against against the window. I was on the porch smoking and he asked if he could cut the smaller branches from the bedroom window I never open.
"Yeah! Sure!" He was still trimming hedges and said he'd be up after. Oh fuck. I have a fucking cat that will get me evicted.
"Do you just want me to do it? I'm a bit peculiar about my place." He agrees. And I end up leaning out a second story trying to saw off branches with a small hand saw. It sucked but I've assured this kitties life or one more night.
I guess the lesson I'm learning is put the cat in front of anything, money, drugs, almost being kicked out, You know. I'm giving a lot to that fucking cat and it all it does it take.
Can you draw a 100% custom lolcat on your cat's face? Sharpie suggested if you end up doing it.
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2020-06-06 at 4:03 PM UTC
100% custom semi original lolcat-cat
2020-06-06 at 4:06 PM UTC
Semi original because it's a carbon copy genetically almost identical to its parents.
2020-06-06 at 4:08 PM UTC
Should probably be 15 percent original since the lolcat would only cover the lolcat-cats face
2020-06-06 at 4:11 PM UTC
I dont think he could handle it. Look at his reply, no explanation whatsoever.
2020-06-06 at 4:21 PM UTC
He seems frazzled. Out of his element. [Redacted] told me he never finishes what he started.
2020-06-06 at 4:29 PM UTC
Oh shit no joke? That wasnt the vibe I got from him originally. So strange. I guess that's life though, no one is really who they appear to be at first.
