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2020-06-04 at 4:31 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:32 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:33 AM UTCU kill it Everytime, ya weirdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 4:35 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ How would it break your streak to read my post history out loud? You can sing mariachi too, that's fine.
Also yeah I'll ask why you've only been to one funeral. You're a Mexican that means you have 9000 family members, surely some of them have died. :) more than one I'd think.
If not that's cool. I'm fortunate myself; only been to 5 funerals. Great grandpa, great grandma, grandpa, friend, and my dad.
Obviously I feel like a bunch of funerals are upcoming which is why I wanna die soon so I dont have to experience all that anguish
OK I didn't know if you would be okay with it.
And idk. All my family that has died has been in Mexico. So it's fly there or don't go. I've only been to my priest uncle's funeral which I have talked about on here before. It was like 3k strong and they LITERALLY bussed in priests to attend this. Cardinal showed up. He was pretty well renowned as a community pillar. He was priest for 30yrs in the town he lived in and he built their school, their plaza, their church, homes for the homeless, etc. And this is in rural Mexico too. He was a stand up guy, for a priest. He smoked cigarettes and drank 1L of Coca-Cola a day but was somehow still fucking healthy. My other uncle drank a similar amount of coke and was also skinny but ended up with diabetes lol.
Anyway he built all that shit and I'm drunk right now but he built all that shit and soooo many people showed up at his funeral man. It took up the entire town and I am not exaggerating at all. EVERYBODY showed up. People were literally sobbing on the streets and chanting
ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO
YA SE VA
ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO
RA RA RA
(alex, alex, he's gone now. Alex, alex, fuck yeah!)
I remember we pulled up to the town on that day and everybody was already waiting for us. We chilled for a few hours eating oranges as we waited for his casket to arrive. This took about 2h in Mexican time. When he arrived, his casket was literally in the back of a pickup truck. Me and my family walked behind it and I helped carry his picture. There's a video on youtube but I am not linking it for PI reasons and I know none of you know enough Spanish to find this shit.
Anyway yeah it was fucking crazy. There was professional mariachi dressed in baby blue and me and my whole family got up and sung on stage. I was like 6inches away from the mic so I'm pretty sure that counts as me being a rockstar. -
2020-06-04 at 4:39 AM UTC🎵
Have a nigga OD 'cause it's never enough
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2020-06-04 at 4:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace OK I didn't know if you would be okay with it.
And idk. All my family that has died has been in Mexico. So it's fly there or don't go. I've only been to my priest uncle's funeral which I have talked about on here before. It was like 3k strong and they LITERALLY bussed in priests to attend this. Cardinal showed up. He was pretty well renowned as a community pillar. He was priest for 30yrs in the town he lived in and he built their school, their plaza, their church, homes for the homeless, etc. And this is in rural Mexico too. He was a stand up guy, for a priest. He smoked cigarettes and drank 1L of Coca-Cola a day but was somehow still fucking healthy. My other uncle drank a similar amount of coke and was also skinny but ended up with diabetes lol.
Anyway he built all that shit and I'm drunk right now but he built all that shit and soooo many people showed up at his funeral man. It took up the entire town and I am not exaggerating at all. EVERYBODY showed up. People were literally sobbing on the streets and chanting
ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO
YA SE VA
ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO
RA RA RA
(alex, alex, he's gone now. Alex, alex, fuck yeah!)
I remember we pulled up to the town on that day and everybody was already waiting for us. We chilled for a few hours eating oranges as we waited for his casket to arrive. This took about 2h in Mexican time. When he arrived, his casket was literally in the back of a pickup truck. Me and my family walked behind it and I helped carry his picture. There's a video on youtube but I am not linking it for PI reasons and I know none of you know enough Spanish to find this shit.
Anyway yeah it was fucking crazy. There was professional mariachi dressed in baby blue and me and my whole family got up and sung on stage. I was like 6inches away from the mic so I'm pretty sure that counts as me being a rockstar. -
2020-06-04 at 4:45 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:48 AM UTCshe's gay as hell
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2020-06-04 at 4:49 AM UTClmrao did you get my text ?
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2020-06-04 at 4:50 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:51 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 4:51 AM UTCThe horse of a joke u two fags thought was funny a month ago, but somehow still provide yourselves humor with everyday for hours on end without realizing the absolute humor of it's significance & obvious IMPORTANCE to u two unfertilized eggs. Take it easy, bud.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 4:51 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 4:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm The horse of a joke u two fags thought was funny a month ago, but somehow still provide yourselves humor with everyday for hours on end without realizing the absolute humor of it's significance & obvious IMPORTANCE to u two unfertilized eggs. Take it easy, bud.
Lol. Text me later April when you've calmed down. Lol. Lol. -
2020-06-04 at 4:54 AM UTCLOl fucking april
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2020-06-04 at 4:54 AM UTCUr mad. 🙄 That's dumb.🐣
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2020-06-04 at 4:54 AM UTCUr maddest. That's smart.
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2020-06-04 at 4:55 AM UTC🙄
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