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2020-06-04 at 3:48 AM UTCI DONT LIKE HOW YOU TREAT MY FRIEND
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2020-06-04 at 3:49 AM UTCIf straight people don't feel this good from taking a fat shit I feel sorry for them because this ceramic euphoria is one of the highlights of my day, every day.
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2020-06-04 at 3:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If straight people don't feel this good from taking a fat shit I feel sorry for them because this ceramic euphoria is one of the highlights of my day, every day.
I much prefer my post-piss SHUDDER. I shake and sometimes even let out a guttural moan in pure ECSTACY -
2020-06-04 at 3:51 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 3:55 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 3:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Honestly I have no idea. You've never gotten that ? Like a little tingle up your spine right after being done?
Yeah but it's not good enough to moan. Maybe it gets better as you get older? I always see old dudes doing that. They also put their hand on the wall like their piss is pushing out at rocket speed or some shit; almost like if they didn't lean forward with their hand against the wall, they would shoot across the room and shatter the mirror behind them. -
2020-06-04 at 4:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah but it's not good enough to moan. Maybe it gets better as you get older? I always see old dudes doing that. They also put their hand on the wall like their piss is pushing out at rocket speed or some shit; almost like if they didn't lean forward with their hand against the wall, they would shoot across the room and shatter the mirror behind them.
Oh I know the hand-wall pissers. I think they've existed since the beginning of time. Or the ones that lean back and have one hand on their hip like they're just "draining the ole liserd".
I dont normally literally moan when I get done pissing it's more like one out of ten times I guess. And it's all very fast. Just a quick tingley shudder and moan within 2 seconds.
I will say that sometimes I will tickle this little spot on my lower back right above my butt and it seems to somehow release the valve that gets out the last little bit of pee that would have otherwise stayed inside me until next time. -
2020-06-04 at 4:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Oh I know the hand-wall pissers. I think they've existed since the beginning of time. Or the ones that lean back and have one hand on their hip like they're just "draining the ole liserd".
I dont normally literally moan when I get done pissing it's more like one out of ten times I guess. And it's all very fast. Just a quick tingley shudder and moan within 2 seconds.
I will say that sometimes I will tickle this little spot on my lower back right above my butt and it seems to somehow release the valve that gets out the last little bit of pee that would have otherwise stayed inside me until next time.
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2020-06-04 at 4:05 AM UTCdude try pissing in your own mouth if you catch the stream at the right angle it will just let you cycle round and round for like 20 minutes straight just clinching your sfinker going Guuuahhhhh GUAHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH Shehoy Yyeah YEAH
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2020-06-04 at 4:06 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:07 AM UTCGrape vodka is disgusting I can confirm it just now thanks
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2020-06-04 at 4:14 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:21 AM UTC
*tokes*
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2020-06-04 at 4:24 AM UTCGoodnight love. Talk to you tomorrowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 4:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The only funeral I've been to, I sung mariachi on stage.
Not breaking my streak.
How would it break your streak to read my post history out loud? You can sing mariachi too, that's fine.
Also yeah I'll ask why you've only been to one funeral. You're a Mexican that means you have 9000 family members, surely some of them have died. :) more than one I'd think.
If not that's cool. I'm fortunate myself; only been to 5 funerals. Great grandpa, great grandma, grandpa, friend, and my dad.
Obviously I feel like a bunch of funerals are upcoming which is why I wanna die soon so I dont have to experience all that anguish -
2020-06-04 at 4:26 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:27 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:27 AM UTCFfs. U two fags need lives LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 4:28 AM UTC
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2020-06-04 at 4:28 AM UTC
