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  1. Headspin Houston
    Try pornhub.
  2. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Headspin Thanks, glad I could finally make it to the party. Where is my 100% custom LOLcat? I require initiation to feel truly accepted.

    You get the priveledge of my first upside down 100% custom free LOLcat. Working upsidedown was tricky but I feel I caught the mood and vibrance of your personality. Almost has a kafkaesque feel to it. Art deco if you will.

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  3. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Poast

    I still can't believe I did that. It's like when I say something and peple laugh and I'm thinking, 'That wasn't supposed to be funny. I was just talking.'

    That's what that tag is. Just so out of the loop I can't disrespect a mexican gang right. But it really only makes it funnier.

    Poast asked why I tagged OPDB. "Does it mean open party on a daily basis?" I said it was just a breakdown of OMGPLZDNTBAN. I liked his take on it though.
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Poast

    That picture reminds me of a story I don't think I've posted:

    There was a building across the street that had 2 walls that were 90 degrees. I tagged one wall and they put up a camera. I realized that I could walk around the block, slide under the camera and tag the other wall right underneath the first camera. So they put up another camera watching the other camera and we all just laughed. They won the fight, but we got the lulz.
  5. Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN You get the priveledge of my first upside down 100% custom free LOLcat. Working upsidedown was tricky but I feel I caught the mood and vibrance of your personality. Almost has a kafkaesque feel to it. Art deco if you will.


    Its interesting that you say that... I had a acid/exctasy/mescaline trip that showed me the horrific terrors that await me at some point in the future.

    Thank you!
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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    69 by sunday
  7. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 69 by sunday

    Not at this rate. But then again, I don't even know what day it is. I'm guessing wednesday? Totally serious with this line.

    Fuck. I checked. It's friday. I have under two days left to see if I win the bid on the camera. Waiting on Caspers tri pod. Then I can move on with building the studio.
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Our plurals are up for the job
  9. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our plurals are up for the job

    Fuck you.
  10. Headspin Houston
    +1
  11. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Page 65 bitches!
  12. bump. 69 Sundays here we come!
  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    A buddy is getting me in contact with one of his buddies because his buddie knows a ton about filming or something. I'm waiting for the phone call. But in the mean time he wants my help with one of his videos. He didn't give me a lot to use and went to bed so I just tried to throw a bunch of music over the 20 seconds he took.

    Obviously some of it is a joke and the Willie Nelson 'Buddy' song doesn't fit at all. The audio is all over the place but I didn't care. It's just an idea at this point so I'm not going to waste my time trying to make it perfect. I'm trying to give him an idea first.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5pdUb2qMZM
  14. Originally posted by Headspin That looks like a crossdressing cosplayer. Not a ladyboy.

    He was breakdancing lol.

    I have pics of actual ladyboys from a pride parade I went to in Taipei but I can't post them
  15. Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace He was breakdancing lol.

    I have pics of actual ladyboys from a pride parade I went to in Taipei but I can't post them

    Why, they underage or something?

    I can't wait to go to Thailand in a few years. Not for the ladyboys, but my mentor says I'll basically be a rockstar over there and get all the pussy I want.

    Going to have to learn how to detect men in disguise well before I do though. Ive already been duped once since i got out. 😑
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  16. Originally posted by Headspin Why, they underage or something?

    I can't wait to go to Thailand in a few years. Not for the ladyboys, but my mentor says I'll basically be a rockstar over there and get all the pussy I want.

    Going to have to learn how to detect men in disguise well before I do though. Ive already been duped once since i got out. 😑

    got out?

    Not underage but me and some friends were posing with them. I guess there's probably some in the crowd too but this one looks like a space alien.
  17. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Headspin Ive already been duped once since i got out. 😑

    Sounds like story time.
  18. Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Sounds like story time.

    Mehhh maybe later.
  19. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Headspin Mehhh maybe later.

    Seems to be the on curing joke in this thread.
  20. Headspin Houston
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Seems to be the on curing joke in this thread.

    I dont have a problem telling the story, it is kind of funny after all. I'm just doing something else right now.
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