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GADZOOKS I HAVE A PROPOSAL

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    I want you to marry me for Canadian citizenship. In return I will cook, clean, pour your drinks, and suck your dick. We can get divorced after a few years if you want.

    I'll even wear a wig.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'll have to think about the dick sucking part (even with the wig), but the rest sounds pretty reasonable.
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    What, you want me to eat your ass?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What, you want me to eat your ass?

    Lol not particularly.

    In fact, the only reason I would even care about any of the cooking and cleaning and serving me drinks is because I really don't like living with other people, so those tasks would be compensation for having to live with another person.

    Mostly, though, I would be doing it to help a friend out.

    We would also sleep in seperate beds too.

    Or we'd have those side by side twin beds like married couples on 50's TV shows.
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    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Wtf!
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Baby just say yes

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Wtf!

    If you happen to want Canadian citizenship, I'll marry you.

    Sorry §m£ÂgØL, if she wants it, she kinda has dibs. I'll marry you after.

    Unless they allow polygamy here.

    Maybe in rural Alberta.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol not particularly.

    In fact, the only reason I would even care about any of the cooking and cleaning and serving me drinks is because I really don't like living with other people, so those tasks would be compensation for having to live with another person.

    Mostly, though, I would be doing it to help a friend out.

    We would also sleep in seperate beds too.

    Or we'd have those side by side twin beds like married couples on 50's TV shows.

    Ok side by side for sure. When can we do the ceremony? How many people are you inviting
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ok side by side for sure. When can we do the ceremony? How many people are you inviting

    Probably nobody to be honest.

    The more people that know about it, the higher chance that someone might leak something to whatever INS equivalent we have here.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Baby just say yes


    Fucking hilarious
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    Originally posted by gadzooks Probably nobody to be honest.

    The more people that know about it, the higher chance that someone might leak something to whatever INS equivalent we have here.

    I promise I won't tell anyone. We can keep it small. 20-30 people. Just for appearances, you know? We'll do the dress, the cake, the party, the kissing and dancing. Just for appearances. We have to make it look convincing that we're gay. That means a honeymoon of course, which I don't mind paying for. We can go anywhere in the world you want.

    The only thing is that my parents are very traditional and will want to watch us consummate the marriage. They're accepting of course, they know I'm gay. Very new age. But very traditional. So we'll have to fuck at least once.

    For appearances, of course.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I promise I won't tell anyone. We can keep it small. 20-30 people. Just for appearances, you know? We'll do the dress, the cake, the party, the kissing and dancing. Just for appearances. We have to make it look convincing that we're gay. That means a honeymoon of course, which I don't mind paying for. We can go anywhere in the world you want.

    The only thing is that my parents are very traditional and will want to watch us consummate the marriage. They're accepting of course, they know I'm gay. Very new age. But very traditional. So we'll have to fuck at least once.

    For appearances, of course.

    way tl dr
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    its not for you to read.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Omg I'm crieing can I be a maid of honor
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Omg I'm crieing can I be a maid of honor

    yea :)

    Will HTS be the flower girl?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I will be the priest I just got ordained online so just let me know when you picked out your little ring boy so I can run a few practice rehearsals with him beforehand thanks fellas.
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    Originally posted by mmQ I will be the priest I just got ordained online so just let me know when you picked out your little ring boy so I can run a few practice rehearsals with him beforehand thanks fellas.

    That doesn't make you a priest that just makes you an ordained minister. We need a priest. I will not have my little ring boy put in the hands of some online creep!
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I will not have my little ring boy put in the hands of some online creep!

    But you're happy to have your ringpiece shredded by any random penis...SMH
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That doesn't make you a priest that just makes you an ordained minister. We need a priest. I will not have my little ring boy put in the hands of some online creep!

    I know a guy who knows a priest so whatever. I practically am one. It's fine. I know what I'm doing.
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